E3 2019

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    Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Utnayan

Utnayan

F16 patrolling Rajaah until he plays DS3
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Holy shit lol come on. Ow can one company be so idiotic.
 
sukik

sukik

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What childhood memory will they rape next? Check commander keen off that list.
 
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Randin

Randin

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I don't mind Bethesda making mobile shit, but they really need to figure out that E3 is neither the time nor place for it.
 
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Utnayan

Utnayan

F16 patrolling Rajaah until he plays DS3
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Just when one would hope they would pull themselves out of the dumpster fire, they double down on the gas cans to feed it.
 
Cybsled

Cybsled

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Ugh, this isn't Commander Keen at all. We've been jebaited
 
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Tarisk

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Love how companies try to market mobile games as "modern" when the hardware limits the capabilities so badly that it's no where near a modern game. Pretty sure the original Commander Keen is more modern.
 
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gshurik

gshurik

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Come on Bethesda, couldn't you create like a 2 minute pre-rendered cutscene for ES6 and Starfield in order to at least make this somewhat interesting.

This emphasis on mobile shit shows they can't read the room at all.
 
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Xenrauk

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Paid actors or employees in the front row need to shut the fuck up and cheer at the appropriate times, not at every little fucking bullet point note.
 
Cybsled

Cybsled

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Why does every mobile game have a promo that probably has a bigger budget than the game itself?
 
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Utnayan

Utnayan

F16 patrolling Rajaah until he plays DS3
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So I guess Rage 2 having an aggregate 6.7 is critically acclaimed.
 
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