Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

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Araxen

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Oroboro on Twitch, said it's the best Souls game ever today. He finally got to talk about it on stream. He's had early access for awhile.
 
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Soygen

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A bunch of the monsters and bosses have their weeners out? Big floppy weeners, always flaccid, not erect?
That's actually the main plot. Return erections to the Land Between.
 
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Seananigans

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Instead of Hollow or Unkindled... Impotent?

This might have legs.
 
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Break

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It's ok I've had too much for too long anyway.
 
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Penance

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I haven't been able to keep up so catching up on all the recent news now. Don't think I can contain my hype or temper expectations at all at this point. I am 100% expecting a fucking master piece, the magnum opus of fromsoft.

Please god don't smite me.
 
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Ambiturner

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Don't give a shit about any GRRM, as long as its more Dark Souls I'll be happy
 
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TJT

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It's seriously The Ghost Breath of Dark Souls Wilds of Tsushima.

I am beyond stoked.
 
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Hatorade

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One of THE best things about this will be the insane mods 1-3 years from now. Literally any spot on the map can become a dungeon entrance, the stuff they are doing with Darksouls 3 right now blows my mind. With this game as a base it will be the gift that keeps on giving.
 
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Dandai

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One of THE best things about this will be the insane mods 1-3 years from now. Literally any spot on the map can become a dungeon entrance, the stuff they are doing with Darksouls 3 right now blows my mind. With this game as a base it will be the gift that keeps on giving.
It looked like they were using a similar engine but with the seamless loading, I wonder how much tweaking they did and if that impacted mod-ability?
 

Terial

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I know it's a dumb question, but never hurts to ask :) If anyone has an extra network test key, my kid (who pretty much only plays Souls games) and I, would love to be a part of the test. I'm still waiting for my "i got in" / "I didn't get in" emails.
 

Terial

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If anyone has a test key i have colon cancer and will die soon
I had colon cancer and now i have no colon and now i shit through a tube... but i never have to get up while i game... so .. key please :)
 
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