Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

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Yeah, I'm a bad mofo mage. So far using a sword only. Right. Found a way back to the starter area, picked up some magic enchant, from a puny dude on the beach, noice. Poison water aaaaaaaah run. Okay. DAFUQ A STEAMROLLER SPLAT. Ran past that thing like a thief in the night, only splatted me twice since, heh. Swatted them ghosts. Flex. Okay, boss time. A big tree you say, hah, it can't move that fa...DAFUQ IT'S A CRUISE MISSILE, SPLAT, you died. Oh mah gawd, I shat my pants the first time. It picked me up the second time and ate me. I tried it ten times, don't think I even dented it with my mighty +7 broadsword of drivemecloser. Yeah, imma go find a different dungeon now.

Hmm, see if I can level up this super reachy lordy longsword of noobdom. Mebbe my queen staff of demi-something. I can never run out of smithing stones, right? Right. Hmm. Somehow I can't cast spells with the staff, but yeah, that's fine. The seller in that big castle thingie sure likes to sell incantations, faith meh. Good thing I spent 25p on int so far, really paying of, cough. Yash. This game is not for pussies, that's for sure.
 
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Izo said:
Yeah, I'm a bad mofo mage. So far using a sword only. Right. Found a way back to the starter area, picked up some magic enchant, from a puny dude on the beach, noice. Poison water aaaaaaaah run. Okay. DAFUQ A STEAMROLLER SPLAT. Ran past that thing like a thief in the night, only splatted me twice since, heh. Swatted them ghosts. Flex. Okay, boss time. A big tree you say, hah, it can't move that fa...DAFUQ IT'S A CRUISE MISSILE, SPLAT, you died. Oh mah gawd, I shat my pants the first time. It picked me up the second time and ate me. I tried it ten times, don't think I even dented it with my mighty +7 broadsword of drivemecloser. Yeah, imma go find a different dungeon now.

Hmm, see if I can level up this super reachy lordy longsword of noobdom. Mebbe my queen staff of demi-something. I can never run out of smithing stones, right? Right. Hmm. Somehow I can't cast spells with the staff, but yeah, that's fine. The seller in that big castle thingie sure likes to sell incantations, faith meh. Good thing I spent 25p on int so far, really paying of, cough. Yash. This game is not for pussies, that's for sure.
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You sir are a gentleman and a scholar. Keep it up.
 
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Delayed until 2025.
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Kajiimagi said:
where did you see that?
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Soviet Hello GIF by hoppip
 
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Izo said:
Yeah, I'm a bad mofo mage. So far using a sword only. Right. Found a way back to the starter area, picked up some magic enchant, from a puny dude on the beach, noice. Poison water aaaaaaaah run. Okay. DAFUQ A STEAMROLLER SPLAT. Ran past that thing like a thief in the night, only splatted me twice since, heh. Swatted them ghosts. Flex. Okay, boss time. A big tree you say, hah, it can't move that fa...DAFUQ IT'S A CRUISE MISSILE, SPLAT, you died. Oh mah gawd, I shat my pants the first time. It picked me up the second time and ate me. I tried it ten times, don't think I even dented it with my mighty +7 broadsword of drivemecloser. Yeah, imma go find a different dungeon now.

Hmm, see if I can level up this super reachy lordy longsword of noobdom. Mebbe my queen staff of demi-something. I can never run out of smithing stones, right? Right. Hmm. Somehow I can't cast spells with the staff, but yeah, that's fine. The seller in that big castle thingie sure likes to sell incantations, faith meh. Good thing I spent 25p on int so far, really paying of, cough. Yash. This game is not for pussies, that's for sure.
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Fuck I’m jealous
 
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I’m 60 hours deep on 3rd play-through doing full completionist run and having a blast. So much I missed not following a guide there are quests and story beats I’ve never even heard of ha. Just got to Volcano Manor, running Vykes Spear and wrecking. Easily the best game ever made, it’s honestly mind boggling that a game like this exists
 
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I’m 60 hours deep on 3rd play-through doing full completionist run and having a blast. So much I missed not following a guide there are quests and story beats I’ve never even heard of ha. Just got to Volcano Manor, running Vykes Spear and wrecking. Easily the best game ever made, it’s honestly mind boggling that a game like this exists
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A... third playthrough? Wat. I just found out there is a whole place under the first map. Like a graveyard of sorts. Mind. Blown. Elevator ride made me think of Mass Effect.
 
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A... third playthrough? Wat. I just found out there is a whole place under the first map. Like a graveyard of sorts. Mind. Blown. Elevator ride made me think of Mass Effect.
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I did a second and was blown away how much stuff I missed the first playthrough. I will do another some time, I’m sure I still missed things.
 
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A... third playthrough? Wat. I just found out there is a whole place under the first map. Like a graveyard of sorts. Mind. Blown. Elevator ride made me think of Mass Effect.
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Wait till you get to the capital, that's the zone that really blew me away. Showed it to the wife, and even she said good God that's amazing, and she doesn't play games other than Tetris.
 
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I felt the game was too large. I love the Souls series of games but Elden Ring started to wear out it's welcome towards the end. Do not get me wrong ...I still consider it a 10/10 game. But I got to the point where I just wanted it to be over.
 
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The only time I wanted it to be over was the final boss. Got tired of chasing that dickbag.
 
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I felt the game was too large. I love the Souls series of games but Elden Ring started to wear out it's welcome towards the end. Do not get me wrong ...I still consider it a 10/10 game. But I got to the point where I just wanted it to be over.
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Don't see how this can be a complaint considering how much of the game is literally optional
 
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Don't see how this can be a complaint considering how much of the game is literally optional
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yeah that's just it. I did it 'blind' only spoilers I got was from here and it was mostly 'get gud fgt' and bash bash. When I get around to running through again (probably around the time they announce a real date for the DLC) I'll read up on all the non DLC areas and try to 'see it all'.
 
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ShakyJake said:
I felt the game was too large. I love the Souls series of games but Elden Ring started to wear out it's welcome towards the end. Do not get me wrong ...I still consider it a 10/10 game. But I got to the point where I just wanted it to be over.
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I prefer dungeon crawling over large open worlds tbh
 
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