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Ossoi

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Haters will say it's fake
 

Sludig

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Interesting, I just found 3d for the first time in a dollar tree and was pretty happy for 1.25, half the price of anything else at grocery store/gas station sales.

Though they also had ultra gold monsters for sale for that, so I'd stock up on those if I can find them. (Seems local stores prone to getting raided for all their stock)
 

Izo

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Fecking dentist told me not to drink monster. Something-something-low-pH-makes-baby-jesus-tooth-cry. Bah, what does he know. Saves a bunch on annual teeth stone removal, hah! Anyway, probably a good idea to flush with regular water afterwards. What's your monster-to-dentist bill like, being a brit and all, Ossoi Ossoi ?
 

Ossoi

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Fecking dentist told me not to drink monster. Something-something-low-pH-makes-baby-jesus-tooth-cry. Bah, what does he know. Saves a bunch on annual teeth stone removal, hah! Anyway, probably a good idea to flush with regular water afterwards. What's your monster-to-dentist bill like, being a brit and all, Ossoi Ossoi ?

I drink sugar free 99 times out of 100, but obviously they're still acidic.

Earlier this year I chipped a front tooth whilst eating a cheeseburger. The (private) dentist down the road who repaired it asked me if I'd ever considered braces or invisalign because my back teeth don't meet when I bite, instead the front teeth are coming together.

I knew my teeth weren't perfectly straight/aligned due to trying to fly as a toddler and landing on one, but I never knew there was a 'clinical' need for braces.

I'm having them fitted end of June.
 
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Palum

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Fecking dentist told me not to drink monster. Something-something-low-pH-makes-baby-jesus-tooth-cry. Bah, what does he know. Saves a bunch on annual teeth stone removal, hah! Anyway, probably a good idea to flush with regular water afterwards. What's your monster-to-dentist bill like, being a brit and all, Ossoi Ossoi ?
I know someone who works with bottling facilities. Monster that leaks in the top pallets, will erode the untreated aluminum on the exterior of the cans around it and cause more leaks, eventually leading to structural failure of a pallet and it can bring down entire racking due to torsion in extreme circumstances.

I'm pretty sure if the engineer is concerned your dentist might be right.
 
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Ossoi

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I know someone who works with bottling facilities. Monster that leaks in the top pallets, will erode the untreated aluminum on the exterior of the cans around it and cause more leaks, eventually leading to structural failure of a pallet and it can bring down entire racking due to torsion in extreme circumstances.

I'm pretty sure if the engineer is concerned your dentist might be right.

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Lanx

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Fecking dentist told me not to drink monster. Something-something-low-pH-makes-baby-jesus-tooth-cry. Bah, what does he know. Saves a bunch on annual teeth stone removal, hah! Anyway, probably a good idea to flush with regular water afterwards. What's your monster-to-dentist bill like, being a brit and all, Ossoi Ossoi ?
just drink monster thru a straw then
 
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Cutlery

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I know someone who works with bottling facilities. Monster that leaks in the top pallets, will erode the untreated aluminum on the exterior of the cans around it and cause more leaks, eventually leading to structural failure of a pallet and it can bring down entire racking due to torsion in extreme circumstances.

I'm pretty sure if the engineer is concerned your dentist might be right.

That's a bit extreme, but it will etch concrete in fucking short order. I'm talking in the span of hours.
 

Harshaw

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i mean honestly i think dr pepper and soda cream vanilla tastes nice, but theres no fricking caffinee in dr pepper so like why bother
There is 40mg caffeine Dr. Pepper. You probably mean the cream soda.
 

Lanx

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There is 40mg caffeine Dr. Pepper. You probably mean the cream soda.
yea probably that then

oh yo Harshaw Harshaw , you try this dragon sriracha?
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it's the same farm that used to supply the original peppers for cock sauce, cuz right now they say new cock sauce tastes weak and this dragon sriracha from underwood farms (used to supply peppers) is the new shit

i'm gonna check out my costco tomorrow to see if they have em (some do some don't)
 

Harshaw

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yea probably that then

oh yo Harshaw Harshaw , you try this dragon sriracha?
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it's the same farm that used to supply the original peppers for cock sauce, cuz right now they say new cock sauce tastes weak and this dragon sriracha from underwood farms (used to supply peppers) is the new shit

i'm gonna check out my costco tomorrow to see if they have em (some do some don't)
I tried it, although it has more heat, it doesn't taste the same and I prefer the OG. I know Huy Fong isn't producing right now cause the pepper crop wasn't great this year. I managed to snag a couple bottles before it became scarce and the prices jumped.