The first and last time I got drunk with my coworkers, I threw a lighter into a bonfire (the lighter exploded, and probably sent shards bulleting through the air), then fell into a pool and it was pitch dark out so I was barely able to get out of it, and then joked about killing my boss... TO my boss.
Somehow I didn't get fired. There were one or two girls present who even complained about me the next day (not because I did anything to them, but because my overall behavior was dumb as hell). And somehow I didn't get fired. Well, it was like 20 years ago. I don't even think I was old enough to legally drink, so no wonder I was so completely idiotic. The one that bothers me the most is that I threw a lighter into the fire. I have no idea why I did that. Hopefully it just got vaporized. Imagine if somebody had gotten blinded or something.
Yep, first and last time.