Eternals (2021)
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Qhue
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or an eternal in the body of a perpetual child knowing full well that this will result in serious psychological issues?
The best I can come up with is that the obvious flaws existed to demonstrate to the eternals that they WEREN'T created...i.e. no one in their right mind would have created flawed eternals and therefore they must logically not be created.
Of course then you have the whole deal where these beings with access to infinite celestial energy are significantly less powerful than existing MCU characters...
Homsar
Silver Baronet of the Realm
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I think the only thing they did right with this disaster was Ikaris. His Lazer eyes weren't kill shots, his strength wasnt overpowered ect
He did make a comment at the end I think where he could kill all of them easily if he wanted
He did make a comment at the end I think where he could kill all of them easily if he wanted
Angelina Jolie was also flawed to hell also which mad no sense
Kiki
Log Wizard
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Vanessa
Uncle Tanya
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Asshat wormie
2023 Asshat Award Winner
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What are you some kind of ableist? Check your privilege bigot.
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rhinohelix
Dental Dammer
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You mean, other than ruining the comic story by making him a villain because Whyt PE-pol are the WORST, AMIRITE?
Aldarion
Egg Nazi
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Yeah, lets not pretend this was anything besides pandering to the insane "deaf isnt a disability" doctrine.
Its as absolute a doctrine in Leftism as Trans Women Are Women, just not usually shoved in our faces as much.
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Randin
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I vaguely recall reading somewhere that the explanation is supposed to be that she's deaf to protect her from the sonic booms she creates when she runs. I'll leave it to you to decide if that's too bullshitty an explanation.
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Mahes
Bronze Baronet of the Realm
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Well since I did not see her create one single sonic boom in the movie, I am going to call bullshit. Also given the obvious body endurance the Eternals display I would imagine that would carry over to a sonic boom and the protection of the ear drums.
In short there was no reason for her to be deaf except to say "Hey look, we included the handi-capped in our movie".
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Conefed
Blackwing Lair Raider
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What was the point of this movie?
It felt so out of place. Felt like a DC movie. It even referenced both Batman and Superman.
It was all off. Please, never again with text sprawling explanations. Show don't tell.
Pointless sex scene
It felt so out of place. Felt like a DC movie. It even referenced both Batman and Superman.
It was all off. Please, never again with text sprawling explanations. Show don't tell.
Pointless sex scene
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SeanDoe1z1
Avatar of War Slayer
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Obviously don’t know the source but oh man,
I wanted that alien to actually become a badass…. Waste.
I wanted that alien to actually become a badass…. Waste.
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Mahes
Bronze Baronet of the Realm
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He stated that he could kill them all. He was holding back. So we are not sure of his actual strength. Obviously it cannot be shown that a white male is stronger than everyone else. What would have been the point of the movie's casting then?
This movie was so boring and had none of the charm of other Marvel movies, even the bad ones. The story jumped all over the place and I barley caught all their names much less care about any of the characters.
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