Ok, I've watched everything that's available by Horriblesubs so far, for those that want to torrent. I'm also not going to comment on any show that isn't the 1st season.
HorribleSubs » So bad yet so good
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Ame-con!! - This is a 2 minute show about a cafe in Waikiki. It's probably going to be like friends, but at 2 minutes, I don't care. I'll watch. Plus, it'll be fun to see how well they recreate Waikiki.
Animegataris - This is "cute" anime style show. A girl in high school meets the lavish other girl in high school, and they decide to re-start the failed school Anime Club. This might be okay. I'm on the fence. It didn't bother me, but it didn't make me happy either. Hmm... Oh, more pastel style colors.
Black Clover - I'm not really sure what to make of this. Like you guys said, the one character screams way too much. In fact, that's pretty much his only sound is screaming. This show reminds me too much of DBZ's screaming and Naruto in the form of not having natural talent, but having an undying "try harder" mentality, all the while being the focus of every bodies jokes.
Blend S - The animation seems decent enough. The style uses lots of light pastel colors. Girl gets a job working at a cafe that specializes in "types" of waitresses. The main girl gets the "sadistic" role, meaning she's allowed to insult the customers and call them trash. This seems to be one of the "cute" type of shows for this season. It didn't hook me like dragon maid, but it'll probably still be decent enough.
Boku no Kanojo ga Majimesugiru Sho-bitch na Ken - The concept is kind of unique. There's a girl at school that is everything. Good at sports, looks good, best grades, class representative. The boy in her class asks him out and she agrees. He's on cloud 9, and she gets kinky. She wants to know what his fetish is. She wants to learn the 42 best sexual positions. Blah blah. I don't know if I like it or not, but I'll give it a shot for an episode or two.
Code Realize - Sousei no Himegimi - This is a show with Lupin, a popular thief character in Japan. It takes place in Great Britain, back in the days of the industrial revolution. There's a princess that has poison skin and a perpetual motion machine implanted into her chest by her father. This show will probably be great, but it isn't my style. I'm sure some of you will really like it.
Dies Irae - Japanese Nazi's doing stuff. Then some other shit happens, like 2 people that have bandages covering their body who decide to fight. I'm really bored with this show already, so I just shut it off.
Dynamic Chord - This is a show about a boy pop band. As soon as I saw what it was about, I shut it off. The intro didn't really offer anything of value either.
Evil or Live - Right off the bat, I like the concept of this show. Internet addiction is a real thing, so there are now hospitals to help people "get better". The show is a bit darker than that though. It's forced re-education. Set up almost like Prison School. The guards beat the hell out of the kids in need of help. But in comes a different student who's been at the re-education place for a while, and he takes one of the newbies under his wing. And somehow the guards follow the older student's directions. This isn't a fun show, but it's interesting. I'll give it another episode or two.
Garo - Vanishing Line - Starts with mysterious music and high quality animation. Then it goes to light techno as they introduce a character. This it going to be a horror show. Then suddenly a fight, and it goes pure metal. Animated "shaky-cam" style video. The "tit creature" is getting its ass beat. Now a skimpy dressed blonde chick and a motorcycle. I think the Berserk watchers are going to love this show.
Himouto! Umaru-chan R - This is another show that's going with the "cute" thing. There's a school girl that becomes like a baby all the time and also a bandit I guess. It didn't really make sense. I shut it off quick.
Houseki no Kuni - I'm not really sure what this show is. The animation is really well done, and the effect of the grass field where almost all of the blades of grass are blowing in the wind was a nice touch. It's a show about girls, but they all have sparkly hair. And there's a "master" that kind of teaches them. But then a sky thing comes out to shoot arrows at them, and the girls cut the sky thing's head off, but the arrow shooters get arrows from inside of the hollow neck. Then the sparkly girls shatter like crystals. It doesn't make any sense. I got a little more than 50% into the first episode, but was confused, so I shut it off.
Imouto sae Ireba Ii. - Show starts with naked 14 year old girl sitting on her brother to wake him up, then tongue kisses him. The brother then washes his face with the bathwater the girl just used before drying his face with her used bra. What the fuck? Now there's a girl that should have died yesterday, but the sister feeds the guy breakfast made from her eggs and milk? Seriously, what the fuck? Actually, now I'm not sure. The story is about a writer, and his editor just jumps in to break up that earlier insanity. Now the writer is having a dinner party, and a younger girl guest says "that was a great dinner, can I have your dick for desert?" Strange show. Nothing actually happens, but strange anyway. It's silly. I'll probably give it a 2nd episode to decide on. The sexuality is just in words, not actually being like hentai or anything.
Inuyashiki - My favorite new show of the new season. A grandfather is a loser and is going to die from cancer. He is accidentally killed by aliens, so they "rebuild" him as a machine with all the same memories. He doesn't know he's a robot and cool shit happens.
Just Because! - The animation style of this show seems like something I would enjoy. It's a story of a bunch of high school kids getting ready for college. This takes place in Chiba, due to the suspended monorail train. I'm not a fan of the light hearted orchestra that plays in the background, but the show is good overall. I'll continue with this one.
Juuni Taisen - Strange show. That older sister really did annoy me. This seems like just another version of the Fate series we all enjoy. The animation was good. I'll give it a watch.
Kekkai Sensen & Beyond - This is a fun show. Looks like early has a demon ruler that gets joy in killing people, so there are superheroes all over that try to help. Lots of death, but it's all fun. I'll probably like this show a lot. Actually, the strangeness of this show, reminds me of "The Tick" a lot.
Kino no Tabi - There's a country where murder isn't illegal, and people are moving there. And there's a motorcycle that talks. The story isn't actually about that country though. It's a story of traveling. The main character, Kino, is riding his motorcycle all over, staying in different places for 3 days at a time. It was a unique show, but I think I'll like it.
Konahara Kitan - It's a world of animal people. There's a cat girl, a bird person, a mole person, a mouse person... Beautiful scenery. Pretty awesome looking hotel that the cat girl works at. This reminds me a lot of "Restaurant in Another World". Nothing really happens, but it's good. It's about the hotel and its guests, as opposed to a restaurant.
Mahoutsukai no Yome - First off, this is the Ancient Magus Bride that had a 3 OVA's leading up to this series. Those 3 were very good. This episode did not disappoint. It's very calming, all things considered. And the "mage" actually showed a little bit of magic this episode. I don't understand what makes him so rare though. I guess I'll learn by watching.
Net-juu no Susume - Girl loses her job so decides to play MMO's all the time instead. She makes a boy character that sucks, and meets a girl character that's a healer that boy character out. This is like a weak version of SAO/Log Horizon/Grimgar/NGNL/ect. I'm not interested.
Onyankopon - 3 1/2 minute show. Horrible flash animation of a bunch of animals talking to one another. I shut it off quickly.
Osake wa Fuufu ni Natte Kara - 3 minute show. The moral of this show is cute girls can't be themselves until they've had something to drink. Drunk is better yet. Let those inhibitions go.
Ousama Game - King's Game. This is kind of like that Russian phone game, Blue Whale Challenge, that has people kill themselves. Lots of death in this show. I'm not interested.
Pikotarou no Lullaby Lullaby - This looks like a flash video that they made into an anime. Male voices for all of the cast, including girls. It's creepy.
Sengoku Night Blood - Girl is walking through a city and her cell phone causes everyone to freeze, then teleports her to a midevil world where people are fighting. There's a character named Kenshin in this show. It also has something to do with vampires. It didn't hold my attention at all.
Shoujo Shuumatsu Ryokou - This starts out with a pretty cool 2-man tank driving through a factory or a mine shaft. It's hard to tell the difference. But then they show the characters of the show, which look an awful lot like Funco Pop figures. Big heads, blank expressions... Terrible. It's a shame because the tank is pretty cool. I'm annoyed by all the shitty anime I've seen at this point, so I don't even want to give it a chance. I really hate the look of the characters.
Taishou Chicchai-san - 3:30 long show. It looks terrible by having "tiny characters" as its thing. Pass.
The iDOLM@STER Side M - More boy band nonsense. These shows all suck, so I'm going to skip it without giving a chance.
Tsukipro The Animation - This seems to be done by the same Chinese studio that did The King's Avatar. Specifically the first minute of the show. The animation looks great, then they go to a wide screen which is all computer graphics that look like shit with people walking and stuff. It's a show about a boy band, but that's what the opening scene reminded me of anyway. I'm not going to continue this one.
Two Car - This is a "sport bike" style racing show, but the sport bikes each have 2 people. Driver and passenger. And it's a school to race that takes place on this island with no speed limits posted anywhere. At first I liked the idea, thinking it might remind me of Initial D, but this wasn't very good. And the "driving" animation was horrible. Oh well.
UQ Holder! - The show was mildly annoying at first, but then it seemed to get better. I liked the second half, once they unveiled the vampire/immortal people. Let's see if episode 2 keeps my attention.
URAHARA - Ok, the animation was terrible. As were the characters. I shut this off quickly.
Wake Up, Girls! Shin Shou - Girl idol group full of singers. Pass.
Yuki Yuna wa Yusha de Aru - Washio Sumi no Shou - This show starts off normal enough. A bunch of girls at a school. But then there's this big explosion, and 3 girls at the school are in a new world. The world of trees, that their god created or whatever. Suddenly, these 3 girls are "battle girls" who have magic costumes and shit. They have to fight an alien that shoots bubbles. I'm not really interested anymore than that.
Xarpolis
Kekkai Sensen is actually a second season, so I suggest you go watch the first.
