Fallout 76

Cybsled said:

No shit, the salt is real. I've put in 40 hours thus far and have probably seen only 15-20% of the map/locations if that. As far as I'm concerned, I've gotten my moneys worth already.

Click to expand...

You can pay me 60 bucks and I can hide random thumbtacks around your yard. Every once and a while you’ll find one with some masking tape filling you in on a story I wrote using a word generator.

Let me know. Regime and I are at the ready for when you are done with this glorious game of true creative amazement and development quality.

Regime said:

please tell me that is a photo shop?








what year is this? Are they different looking I hope?



Oh hey man Fallout fans so salty brah.

Click to expand...

Well so in 2102, they found a holotape in which we are treated to a heart warming tale of a pesky and smart deathclaw who found some alien civilization tech and beamed themselves back through time to Virginia after hearing country roads, in search of John Denver. This was a really nice deathclaw that loved long hikes and beautiful scenery. So he time beamed over his wife because as we all know hiking alone sucks. Until one fateful day, they both found another holotape talking about the tragedy of the plane crash and ultimate passing of John Denver. In a fit of rage, this deathclaw and his wife time beamed over half the population secretly and covertly to destroy anyone in the state who may have had anything to do with manufacturing airplanes.

And here we are.

Cybsled you can read about this yourself and I shouldn’t have spoiled it, but it’s in what Bethesda calls Vogel inspired reskin area number 34 in section D32 of what was once a home base in Battlecry. Here they introduce a really awesome and creative game mechanic where you have to press B to crouch and look under a desk for a holotape. Then you have to find 34 more around this area to unlock the ability to purchase a bobble head of John Denver on the eshop for 4.99. But wait, there’s more. You get a good trophy . It’s entitled “Take me home, sucker!”

This message brought to you by Todd Howard.

(Cyb I’m glad you are having fun with your game, sincerely just understand that the hate is hate for a reason. Even if you can’t see it, yet. I have no doubt you will someday)

Kind of ironic that an entire dev house spawned from SOE to SOE Austin, to Bioware Austin, to BattleCry - to Bethesda Austin, has a model from FO76 that looks identical to an EQ model they worked on back then

a_skeleton_03 said:

Is this hollow like Sea of Thieves level?

Click to expand...

Yeah from what I have watched on streams, it's like Sea of Thieves but without pretty water, but imagine if Sea of Thieves had audio logs you could find on every island telling a random story written by a 19 year old who thought Fallout was defined as an argument with their mom last week - scatter about 890 of those audio logs across all the islands in Sea of Thieves, and you have this game. Don't forget to take away the boat because Todd Howard doesn't believe in vehicles in his immersive fallout world.

Even Sea of Thieves is better than this. At least that game was free with Game Pass. With SoT you could find another pirate crew, go after them, take their chests, and well, it didn't matter much because it was a cosmetic loot driven game where you cannot see yourself because it's 1st person (That's hilarious to this day)

Honestly, imagine the worst free to play game you have ever played in your life, then imagine paying 60 for it, then on top of that have it stamped with your favorite IP across any form of entertainment to twist the knife.