Fantastic Four

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Homsar

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no the old leak has stayed true, and like I mentioned some of the screenings that people saw said they dont turn into the fantastic 4 until the very end, they just started doing reshoots in other countries because the movie doesnt feel like the fantastic 4 and they arent sure how to market it.

Reviews from people have said its not bad or its a good film, but it feels like Chronicles 2 more than fantastic 4 but they are all workers for Fox so who knows if its terrible or not
 
spronk

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at 45 secs into the trailer an IP address briefly flashes on screen leading to a wiki page spoiling the main enemy should be 0 surprise though to anyone
Latveria (Location) - Comic Vine

looks like a shit movie, fuck origin stories GoTG did it right

i also thought patrick stewart was the narrator at first
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all these fantastic four people look like real assholes
 
Famm

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No way:

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Very dark and gritty with ninety minutes of origin story though. One should be homeless, one molested, another with drug addicted abusive parents, you get the idea!
 
TJT

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The Thing is obviously the best Fantastic Four member...

Lines like, "Aunt Petunia's favorite nephew!"
"It's CLOBBERIN TIME"

And shit. If they do him right it will be well worth it. Who the fuck cares about the Invisible Woman, Human Torch and even Mr. Fantastic (since he's just another egotistical science asshole, but not a funny asshole like Stark).
 
Famm

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It doesn't matter if the IP is destined to get shit on by repeatedly awful film incarnations. Which certainly looks to be a continuing pattern so far.
 
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F4nt4st1c Cr4p

Wait, they get their powers at the end of the movie? these shmucks really thing people want to go to a super hero movie to see the super hero get their powers at the end of the movie?

Please let this cr4p bomb at the boxoffice.
 
Lanx

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It doesn't make sense if that's the case, cuz basically i think it's leaked they don't space travel anymore, they have a teleporter accident instead. So that's even less story stuff to do, no rocketing away, breaking earths atmosphere, finding some anonomly, then fucked, nope it's basically teleporter accident=the fly.

are they gonna try to tell their origin stories? cuz they have boring ass origin stories, i "think" they're gonna steal a bit from ultimate FF since they're all young and "the baxter building" is involved where it's like a science mecca, and they're having science fairs and judges and shit.

Look if for some god aweful reason someone has a hardon for the fant4stic, cuz they are the worst super-hero team, BUT if you do, the best FF story is
Amazon.com: The Planetary Omnibus (9781401242381): Warren Ellis: Books

Warren Ellis Planetary, Ellis gives more character to these fake FF than FF ever got or even truly deserve. Of course "SOME" ppl still haven't read this series, i have no idea why, it shoulda been a new years resolution, sorta like how in the 3rd week of january the gyms are finally empty of fatties.
 
Lightning Lord Rule

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God, I hope this fails. Like, they spend $400mil on making/marketing it and it only makes back 25% of it and ends up losing tons of people their jobs fails. Which leads them to conclude that FF4 is a shitty IP that can't make any money and then reverts back to Marvel. IMO FF4 is a shitty IP, but with some characters that would be better back in the Marvel fold, like the Silver Surfer and Dr. Doom and maybe Galactus.
 
Grimmlokk

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Szlia_sl said:
Fantastic Four canon aside, if someone calls himself Dr. Doom, he is pretty likely to be some sort of emo blogger.
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Or the best dad in the Marvel U!

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And also maybe the most altruistic person there as well.

But Doom has not planned this for so long to be stopped now. He strips himself, leaving him totally vulnerable and enters the doorway. There he is met by the Panther God of Wakanda, Bast, who is able to probe Doom's mind and soul for his impurities and bad intentions. At first glance, Bast calls Doom a monster, having caused countless deaths and caused much harm to friends and enemies alike. But Doom convinces Bast to look further, opening himself totally to show that the ends justify the means.In countless futures viewed by Doom, humanity has destroyed itself - except one. The alternate future of Doomworld where Doom reigns supreme is the only chance to save the human race.Though Bast does not approve of Doom's methods, Doom truly believes he can be the savior of mankind, and has passed the test.
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Deep as fuck, yo. Reed and all these other assholes are just dooming the planet by getting in Doom's way. Pricks.
 
Famm

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If he's a blogger, and in keeping with the movie title, shouldn't he be Dr. d00m?
 
Chukzombi

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what? they're making this shit again? even marvel learned their lesson after 2 Hulk standalone fails to not try for a third film. the addition of a black guy as human torch is funny. you cant fail this bad if you tried, unless you're fox.
 
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