Fast & Furious 9 (2020)

  • Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!



    Go here and give us your nominations!
    Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Brodhi

Brodhi

I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
<Donor>
1,308
3,508
I guess I'm just a shitlord, but I can get over every unrealistic car and physics related impossibility in movies like these, except I can't watch 100 pound women kick the shit out of grown athletic adult men...I just can't do it.
 
  • 3Like
  • 1Picard
  • 1Worf
Reactions: 4 users
Brodhi

Brodhi

I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
<Donor>
1,308
3,508
Statham was a much better villain than a mediocre good guy.
 
  • 2Solidarity
Reactions: 1 users
Hosix

Hosix

All labs matter!
4,737
6,642
Brothers....lol ok. That seems so random. At least they won’t have to work hard with height differences.

Fast Five was on the other day. I always giggle when they try to show Vin as tall as The Rock.
 
Harshaw

Harshaw

Throbbing Member
26,742
141,852
Lol the stunts look great, as usual. Still better than the stupid tow truck stunt in Hobbs and Shaw. Glad to see Han back, too bad they can't bring back Gal Gadot.
 
Armadon

Armadon

<Bronze Donator>
3,731
6,737
Harshaw said:
Lol the stunts look great, as usual. Still better than the stupid tow truck stunt in Hobbs and Shaw. Glad to see Han back, too bad they can't bring back Gal Gadot.
Click to expand...
They still have part 10. Keep the faith brother.
 
  • 1Like
Reactions: 1 user
Armadon

Armadon

<Bronze Donator>
3,731
6,737
Harshaw said:
About Gal Gadot? Didn't she literally get vaporized? They never showed Han in the car after the crash at least.
Click to expand...
I thought she fell out of the plane and then it blew up. Been forever since I've seen it. You never know though in part 9 there might be a time machine they save the world from.
 
Harshaw

Harshaw

Throbbing Member
26,742
141,852
Armadon said:
I thought she fell out of the plane and then it blew up. Been forever since I've seen it. You never know though in part 9 there might be a time machine they save the world from.
Click to expand...

She dies saving Han and falls, but I guess she could be brought back miraculously as well. Maybe as Wonder Woman.


 
Aychamo BanBan

Aychamo BanBan

<Banned>
6,338
7,144
Harshaw said:
She dies saving Han and falls, but I guess she could be brought back miraculously as well. Maybe as Wonder Woman.


Click to expand...


Honestly her death made no sense. She could have just suffered some bad road rash. Of all the dumb shit they do in these movies, she dies falling five feet off a car that's going fast? :)
 
  • 1Like
Reactions: 1 user
Harshaw

Harshaw

Throbbing Member
26,742
141,852
Falxy-US said:
Honestly her death made no sense. She could have just suffered some bad road rash. Of all the dumb shit they do in these movies, she dies falling five feet off a car that's going fast? :)
Click to expand...

I mean it was higher than 5 feet the plane was off the ground. Also isn't take off speed like 175 mph or something? I'm not gonna argue it really, cuz it's movie shit. I am sure she'd come back if asked though, but I think she's too famous/expensive now to play a side cast member.
 
  • 1Like
Reactions: 1 user
Brahma

Brahma

Obi-Bro Kenobi-X
12,677
47,445
Harshaw said:
Lol the stunts look great, as usual. Still better than the stupid tow truck stunt in Hobbs and Shaw. Glad to see Han back, too bad they can't bring back Gal Gadot.
Click to expand...

Not by much. I mean dude....
Clipboard01.jpg
 
Brahma

Brahma

Obi-Bro Kenobi-X
12,677
47,445
Harshaw said:
Oh it's still ridiculous, but at least Vin isn't actually holding onto the bridge with his bare hands as he swings his car across a canyon while connected to 6-7 vehicles with tow gear.
Click to expand...

LOL! Touch'e
 
  • 1Like
Reactions: 1 user
DickTrickle

DickTrickle

Definitely NOT Furor Planedefiler
13,530
15,819
So, at the end, he drives full speed off a cliff because he knows his car will somehow catch a metal chain that's like 500 feet long, using it to swing himself back around to land.

Definitely a F&F movie.
 
  • 3Like
  • 1Solidarity
Reactions: 3 users
Xarpolis

Xarpolis

Life's a Dream
14,844
16,660
I was under the impression that his car shot the 500 foot chain almost like a spear. Then used what he shot to go around the mountain. It's like Automobile Spider-Man.
 
Sterling

Sterling

El Presidente
13,100
8,080
DickTrickle said:
So, at the end, he drives full speed off a cliff because he knows his car will somehow catch a metal chain that's like 500 feet long, using it to swing himself back around to land.

Definitely a F&F movie.
Click to expand...
At this point I think most people know what they're signing up for when they go to one of these.
 
  • 1Solidarity
  • 1Like
Reactions: 1 users
You must log in or register to reply here.