Favorite Awesome and Absurd Action Movies

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Homsar said:

1:30 mark really gets it going

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Him beating the refs ass and using the rope to choke his opponent is pure gold.

Surprised there's no love for Face Off or Cobra

 

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Can't believe we got this far before the masterpiece that is Commando was posted.

Also Big Trouble is one of my all time favorite movies. Even WoW recognized it's greatness.

 

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how can we have an awesome, absurd action movie without this

 

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Chukzombi said:

how can we have an awesome, absurd action movie without this

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You mean the movie that was mentioned in the first post of the thread? and the second post of the thread?

 

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Gavinmad said:

You mean the movie that was mentioned in the first post of the thread? and the second post of the thread?

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yeah i guess so. but i didnt see it mentioned on page 3, did you????????????

 

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Kungfu movies are usually silly, but this one went above and beyond what even the Shaw Brothers could ever produce.

 

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Homsar

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I know it's been mentioned

Most Michael bay films in general suck. Ed Harris kills it in The Rock. Watching the team get gunned down sucks.

 

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Chukzombi said:

Kungfu movies are usually silly, but this one went above and beyond what even the Shaw Brothers could ever produce.

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I never get tired of watching this movie.

 

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Grizzlebeard said:

I never get tired of watching this movie.

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i also wanted to include Shaolin Soccer, but i'm not sure if that counts as a sports movie rather than an action movie. both films are awesome though. gotta make sure its the subtitled version on both. the dubbed versions are horrible.

 

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I always enjoyed Wanted

Wanted (2008) ⭐ 6.7 | Action, Crime, Thriller

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I also enjoyed Fast and Furious 9 because it was absurdly over the top on every level but that is more a “so fucking terrible and stupid it’s enjoyable” kind of way.

 

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Animosity said:

Crank is the only correct answer here.

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Crank: High Voltage tops it.

also this is a horror movie, but lots of action going on and its all absolutely absurd.

if that doesnt rank, then here is an equally absurd non horror action film made by the same director.

and another, i hope it wasnt mentioned already. Mr Actually will let me know about it.

 

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I always dug The Transporter franchise. They tried to be "serious" in the first one, but by the 2nd movie it starts getting absurd.

 

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Homsar

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I always dug The Transporter franchise. They tried to be "serious" in the first one, but by the 2nd movie it starts getting absurd.

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Fast and furious?

 

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Animosity

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Homsar said:

Never

Fast and furious?

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I dont think any movie will ever top F9 when they send Ludacris and Tyrese into space with zero training.

 

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It's real and it's the most absurd thing ever.



And it's awesome!!!

 

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Straight jacking.

 

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Homsar

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Straight jacking.

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Damn that was a fun film and introduced me to Bokeem. Give me that actor over Boyega any day

Also isn't that trailer misleading? Thought everyone dies in the first act besides marky mark and lou diamond

 

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Homsar said:

Damn that was a fun film and introduced me to Bokeem. Give me that actor over Boyega any day

Also isn't that trailer misleading? Thought everyone dies in the first act besides marky mark and lou diamond

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I think they live longer, but I haven't seen the movie in a long time.