Right, I think Cybsled assumes there's 1 zombie then word gets out and the next day everyone knows what's going on.
That shit would go on for a while and go pretty far before anyone had any idea what was up.
Shit, I think around 200,000 people die every day as it is
Well if +200 k dies every day and rise again, how long time do you reckon it would take for before the mortuaries reported in?
- Hey Bob, you sure the people who was in that bus accident, wasnt alive?
- Cause they are moving now and growling in a language I dont understand.
But that shit never happens in movies, instead they investigate by theirselves and die....
Now in most zombie movies, the people working at a mortuary, is a late working, coffe drinking man / woman who eats donuts / a sandwhich in rooms full of corpses, even though to preserve corpses, you have large refrigerators that you put them in.
These are also locked from the outside as you really dont want to have a door ajar for a long period of time, there is a correlation between room temperature and corpses.
Near my work, one of the biggest mortuaries in Sweden is located, next to it a big medical University, a couple of summers ago their refrigerator system broke down and was so for like 2-3 days before they fixed it, that smell was some fucked up shit, need I tell you that no sane humanbeing would go near a rotting corpse, especially if it at the same time moved albeit slowly and growled?
It would not matter if it was your girl- /boyfriend, wife/husband, mother/father or the sexiest woman/man alive, you would not go near it.
Dead people dont smell good, there's no perfume in the world that can hide the smell and our bodies dont produce one, once we are dead.
Also.
You have all seen zombie / scary prank videos I reckon? The natural response to things we are not accustomed to, is not trying to communicate, it is running the fuck away.