innysoludar
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Sometimes when I look at boobs on the internet at work I can't jerk off because I have to walk past unattractive people on my way to the bathroom.Thats harsh bro, sorry to hear that. You would think looking at boobs would make people happy and make them less negative.
This one is winning so far.Sometimes when I look at boobs on the internet at work I can't jerk off because I have to walk past unattractive people on my way to the bathroom.
this guy wanted me to marry his daughter.
i saidYa why not, but then i met thisReally hot chick on the west coast on a business trip.
we got married and now i have to go to that guys place and tell him i'm sorry bout dissing hisFamily.
hopeEverything goes well.
bought something from the mall, got a coupon for the very good in house restaurant, 2 Schnitzel for the price of 1, wife didn't want a Schnitzel so I had to eat two and now I'm not feeling too well...What tiny thing runed your pointless life today.
I have a tooth ache so I cant sleep and I cant even taste the chinese food im eating because my nose is all stuffed up.