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Aamry

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Turgur_sl said:
Aren't service dogs trained pretty well? I'm assuming one would be trained well enough to not shit inside.
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Being in construction, I've seen people bring their dogs into Lowes and Home Depot all the time, all acting like it isn't a retail store.
 
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My back is sore from sitting too much this weekend gaming it up.
 
Royal

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Hoss_sl said:
Probably a service dog. That damn blind person, how dare he not pick up the dogshit?
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First world problem: Shouldering the burden of a "pet parent" by burning calories over the separation anxiety induced panic attack you imagine your dog succumbs to 10 minutes after you walk out the door.
 
khalid

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The Lowe's here have a policy of openly asking people to bring their dogs. It isn't like its people violating the store policy.
 
Kreugen

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The admin lady gave me a small bottle of something called "Stress Relief" and I'm not sure if I'm supposed to drink it or jerk off with it.
 
Gorestabb

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The fuse has gone in the plug for the fridge in my house boat, so I'm having to chill my beers outside on the decking.
 
Vaclav

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Kreugen_sl said:
All the house boats I've ever seen wouldn't qualify for this thread.
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Come down here to near Cape Canaveral some time Kreugen - there's some godly ones, bro. (Frankly, more godly ones I can recall seeing than one's like out of the Always Sunny episode)
 
Drajakur

Drajakur

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I had to call my insurance company and update my client number in order to get my dental work covered at 100% rather than 80%.
 
Void

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Shoulder injury nets me some norcos, which is great. They relax me, help the pain, and overall make me feel good. And make me completely unable to jizz. At all, no matter what or how long I try.
 
Aamry

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Vvoid_sl said:
Shoulder injury nets me some norcos, which is great. They relax me, help the pain, and overall make me feel good. And make me completely unable to jizz. At all, no matter what or how long I try.
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Percocet? It takes like an hour for me to crank one out on those.
 
McCheese

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I went to the grocery store to buy gum drops for my gingerbread house, but all they had were the spiced variety. Christmas is ruined.
 
Malakriss

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There's no independent movie theaters around me, and the mainstream theaters are all too pussy and wet for North Korea to air the movie.
 
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Bought a bag of Brach's converstation hearts and the first one I ate was a fucking white one. I about gagged.
 
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