Lanx
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is your strainer the plastic slit kind?
or you got the dumb ones with big holes?
bitch, get yourself a proper strainer and call it a colander
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First World Problems
- Thread starter Grumpus
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
or you got the dumb ones with big holes?
bitch, get yourself a proper strainer and call it a colander
Oblio
Utah
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Truly a first world problem...
While shopping at Costco today I passed by this Solid 9 two or three times randomly in isles. Well when I get to check out she is in the next line over bent over tying her shoe and of course I think of my boys at FoH. So right when I go to snap a picture of her bent over ass in those fake leather yoga pants she stands up and swings her purse around thus denying my attempt to bring my FoH Bros some pure joy. Sorry dudes, here is the pic I got for what it is worth.
While shopping at Costco today I passed by this Solid 9 two or three times randomly in isles. Well when I get to check out she is in the next line over bent over tying her shoe and of course I think of my boys at FoH. So right when I go to snap a picture of her bent over ass in those fake leather yoga pants she stands up and swings her purse around thus denying my attempt to bring my FoH Bros some pure joy. Sorry dudes, here is the pic I got for what it is worth.
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Hoss
Make America's Team Great Again
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Because I'm a Highly Compensated Employee, and the HCEs in my company saved way more for retirement than the non HCE's (something called the ADP - Average Deferral Percentage), they are sending me about $1k back. It's pissing me off. What's the fucking purpose of not letting me save the same $19k for retirement that 99.9999999999% of the rest of the US is allowed to save? Oh no, not hoss. Fuck Hoss, he only gets to save a little under $18k this year. Because REASONS! Must be entirely MY fault that the new guys are too stupid to plan for retirement. I'll go round tomorrow and start berating all of them. I wonder if HR will give me a list of names.
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Oblio
Utah
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Hoss
Make America's Team Great Again
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At today's prices? That's a roll if i throw in a hand job.
Hr won't give me a list. I guess I'm going to have to just use my gut. HEY YOU FUCKING POOR! HOW MUCH ARE PUTTING INTO THE 401K? YEAH WELL FUCK YOU YOU BROKE DICK PIECE OF SHIT. PUT IN 3% SO I CAN DO THE FUCKING MAX LIKE RONALD GODDAM REAGAN INTENDED.
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Void
BAU BAU
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I know this is racist, but if you really are black like you say, this image is even better than most people are probably imagining.
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Moonball
Lord Nagafen Raider
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I work at Samsung so I ordered me a 85" QLED 4k TV, cheap. got here on Monday and it's too big for my current TV stand. Decided to hang it on the wall, already have the AV conduit installed to run cables so there hidden and elevated AC plugs. Now with this COVID-19 bullshit the soonest Amazon can get a wall mount to me is April 21st. Now its sitting in the hallway.
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Aamry
Blackwing Lair Raider
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Ameraves
New title pending...
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Good news is most of those dates from Amazon are getting pushed back up. We ordered some stupid knife sharpener, and it originally gave us that same April 21st date but it showed up today.
Conefed
Blackwing Lair Raider
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When a not-you interrupts your Ozarks so you pause it to deal with their unimportance and come back to it unpausing itself and already into the next episode and Netflix has no option to scene select and the fast forward function is too damn slow to tolerate.
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