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Big Phoenix said:
A real shame so many women get clown tits.
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Do you consider all fake boobs clown tits or just the ones that are big enough where it’s obvious they’re fake?

I like fake bewbies if a woman can’t grow em naturally. Too big fake bewbies are kinda ghetto tho.
 
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Masakari said:
Everyone I know gets clown tits. That's what Scottsdale does to women. 1" lashes, fake tits, and platinum blonde hair.
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I’ve been to Scottsdale once for a conference. You guys have the shittiest ritz Carlton I’ve ever stayed at. Old rooms and table top lamps that wouldn’t turn on… Also nothing to do in scottsdale. After doing it once I decided to never go back. I still get invited every other use as for some reason the ritz in Scottsdale is a popular conference location.
 
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Caeden said:
10 years ago I would have rawdogged all three of them without caring. Those are cumdumpsters.
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Masakari

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Foler said:
I’ve been to Scottsdale once for a conference. You guys have the shittiest ritz Carlton I’ve ever stayed at. Old rooms and table top lamps that wouldn’t turn on… Also nothing to do in scottsdale. After doing it once I decided to never go back. I still get invited every other use as for some reason the ritz in Scottsdale is a popular conference location.
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Depends on what you're in town for. Everything revolves around drinking and partying. And I've never stayed at the Ritz, they do have some nice golf course resorts though.

Foler said:
Do you consider all fake boobs clown tits or just the ones that are big enough where it’s obvious they’re fake?

I like fake bewbies if a woman can’t grow em naturally. Too big fake bewbies are kinda ghetto tho.
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When it looks like you have your skin stretched out over two lacrosse balls on your chest... esp when there's a 4" gap between titties lol.

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Hold up. So which one of these hoes did you make out with? Middle one has a nice fake rack.
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Pentagon face. Middle had a fake rack too.
 
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This guy's existence just frustrates me in such irrational ways... I can't explain it. Every time I see him on TV or the net in some capacity I just get verklempt in such negative ways.
 
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Masakari said:
Depends on what you're in town for. Everything revolves around drinking and partying. And I've never stayed at the Ritz, they do have some nice golf course resorts though.



When it looks like you have your skin stretched out over two lacrosse balls on your chest... esp when there's a 4" gap between titties lol.



Pentagon face. Middle had a fake rack too.
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Yikes. She looks a weee bit trashy..
 
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lurkingdirk said:
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Thankfully I’ve settled down. No waiting for leaky dick anymore after you’ve dropped Brittnay off at her house to let her parents go home from babysitting her boy Braeden. I called them single mom saturdays.
 
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Masakari

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Foler said:
Katro is 100% natty my man.
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I've never seen a bikini shot, so I can't tell. Her mom does have some knockers, so it's possible.

I'll throw up some more pictures later, I'm using a wire brush right now to get these weird blisters off my dick.
 
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Masakari said:
A Sacrifice for the thread - it's culture and controversy.

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3 questions.

1. Was this taken the night of?
2. What's with the pentagons? At first I assumed it was to hide the face of the one you were either sweet on or embarassed about. But then I see that you have pentagons over people's feet. WTF is up with that? Was the picture drawn by Rob Liefeld? Is everyone else an innocent bystander other than those 2?
3. Is the roofied girl still missing? we're going to need an unaltered photo if we're going to find her.
 
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