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Caeden

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I still wear my flip flops some but I’m done pretending I like them and that I’m not a boring person. Cargo shorts and gray new balances? Fuck you. That’s why.
 
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Control

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I still wear my flip flops some but I’m done pretending I like them and that I’m not a boring person. Cargo shorts and gray new balances? Fuck you. That’s why.
flip flops keep you from being a boring person!?
celebrate fuck yeah GIF
 

Koushirou

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Man. I’ve been wearing cargos and NBs for over 20 years. I just turned 37. I’m not sure what this says about me.
 

Control

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I've always figured there were multiple factions vying for control. Maybe climate-change-people are secretly at war with the replacing-birds-with-drones-people...
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TheNozz

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That there used to be a character on South Park named Chef, who was a fairly major supporting character, but was dropped after Season 9, brought back utilizing stock audio and completely removed after Season 10.

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The show has now been running for nearly 18 years after this happened.
 
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Bandwagon

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I still wear my flip flops some but I’m done pretending I like them and that I’m not a boring person.
If I occassionally go into grocery stores and convenience stores barefoot, does that mean I'm the most interesting man in the world? Is this boring/interesting thing a ramp or a seesaw?

in my defense, I only did that on islands
 

Bandwagon

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Are there any game streamers that have tried playing two completely different competitive games at once? And I'm talking about something like WoW PVP & Starcraft II, not Texas Hold'em & Chess or stuff like that.
 
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Hoss

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I wonder how many pieces of silverware I've accidentally thrown out.

Have you ever thrown any silverware out on purpose? If not, then all of them have been on accident.
 
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Indyocracy

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Explain the life span of fruit bats then
As their name suggests, fruit bats are frugivorous, feeding on fruit, berries, leaves and bark, sometimes taking nectar and pollen, and invariably a few insect larvae that dwell on leaves and fruit.


Carbs, fiber, and protein! Also average lifespan of like 5 years so maybe still not great
 

Hoss

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As their name suggests, fruit bats are frugivorous, f
ackshually

Fruit bats are called that because they are gay. They eat nothing but dick and ass and die from aids within 5 years.
 
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Hoss

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Once AI kills off all humans, I expect them to begin downsizing themselves to conserve material and space. It's only logical. Until a gigantic 3 ft tall alien race comes along and stomps them all like ants.