Folger's Extravagant Swatch Thread

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Asshat Foler

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I'll give my precious stash of 25 masks to the hospital because I'm sure other people give just as much a fuck about me.

Yeah don't let them fool you. No one gives a flying fuck about your health but hopefully yourself. I'm not saying hoard a shit ton of masks like a faggot but don't let them shame you into giving up those masks your saving for your elderly parents.
 

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Mom's old lady friend sent her a pic last week wearing a facemask saturated with lipstick for the lulz while flying to South beach.

Now she's up in Maine with Corona. No one takes me seriously. All the old ladies in my family are going to the hairdresser next week. Da fuq
 

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I am just going to sneak another post in so you don't feel like you are talking to yourself bro.
 
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Punko

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sunday so not going to translate

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I was watching this new show on Hulu called “Little Fires Everywhere” and at one point a character said that women stigmatize their own vaginas. They are scared to refer to it by name or even look at them. It got me thinking.

I do that. I’m scared to look or even touch myself down there. Even though I used it in this post I hate the word vagina and usually only refer to it as “down there”. It feels like I’m doing something forbidden or sinful when I even think about it.

Isn’t it weird how men on Reddit casually talk about masturbating and about their dicks but if we mentioned it outside of here on literally any other subreddit we would be ridiculed?

How do you feel about this?
 

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NYPost of all outlets forgetting it's been part of the problem. Shaming their own!

 

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We should be rounding up anyone with the virus, symptoms and their family members/contacts and put them in isolated camps. It worked in China and will work here!..
 

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ZyyzYzzy ZyyzYzzy agreed. Fuck them to eternity.

Can't wait to see the mental gymnastics people do in an attempt to defend China after this shit is over.
 

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Honestly let's just nuke China and then give it to Taiwan. It's win win
 
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Drive thru testing is racist to our societies most vulnerable and poor minority groups. They don't have cars to have access to testing! Therefore no one should be tested!
 

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Also note that you'll get first degree burns, cracked skin and lesions from doing that regularly. But any virus you cook is cooked.
 
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Yeah, if you get it in the narrow window before it's too far inside your body.
 
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