Folger's Extravagant Swatch Thread

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Got engaged.

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So on my estate I had a naval shipyard built and I haven't yet decided what I wanted to keep in there. I'm definitely thinking something vintage, probably world war II era. Do you guys think I should go with an aircraft carrier or a battleship?
 
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So on my estate I had a naval shipyard built and I haven't yet decided what I wanted to keep in there. I'm definitely thinking something vintage, probably world war II era. Do you guys think I should go with an aircraft carrier or a battleship?
Nice. I wouldn't go with a vintage boat. Only go vintage on your cars, planes, watches and trains. Never on boats. Just speaking from experience.

Keep the first one modest. Go with either a viking 92c or Hatteras Gt70. Open bridge sportfishers are where it's at. See links below.


 

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Ordered Chinese food. Made sure to specify that I don't want a Chinese person to make it just to be extra careful with Corona and all.
 

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They gave me a choice of either a paki , Bangladeshi or Cambodian making it as an alternative? Really? Of course I went with the Cambodian.
 
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Worst Chinese food ever. Took two bites then called the restaurant up and demanded a refund.
 
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So that picture is neither Folger nor his imagined fiance'. I'm imagining he's more engaged to this:


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Have 2 ISP's. One for you normal stuff and the other thru VPN. Be logged in with both at the same time, use 2 different browsers. You know, the basic stuff
He should just hire a guy in India to post for him. According to Tim ferris they're like $1 an hour.
 

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I mean that's what i do with all my alts
Izo Izo is the most well spoken Indian I've hired yet. I've got him doing this whole doctor shtick in Denmark with family and kids. You'd never think he was posting from Mumbai..
 
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Izo Izo is the most well spoken Indian I've hired yet. I've got him doing this whole doctor shtick in Denmark with family and kids. You'd never think he was posting from Mumbai..
Oh yessa massa. I mean, the sternocleidomastoid muscle is fascinatingly strong in fellatious women. Uh-hmm.
 
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Oh yessa massa. I mean, the sternocleidomastoid muscle is fascinatingly strong in fellatious women. Uh-hmm.
It's amazing what $1 an hour can get you these days. Keep up the good work Abdul.
 
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