Folger's Extravagant Swatch Thread
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cats are pretty funny. Meow gets all squirrelly in the morning and at night. Running all over. I'll be sitting on the couch or laying in the bed and he'll jump on my stomach then right off. He's not dumb either. He knows the shit I don't like in order to get my attention... Comes and slaps my foot then runs off...He's now taken to sleeping in his cat carrier at night rather than my bed. Kinda lulzy. I mean it's a comfortable carrier and it's in a pile of a mess which they always seem to gravitate towards.
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iannis
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My cat caught herself a little bird yesterday. I tried to take it from her and she growled at me like a dog.
Much respect.
The last one she caught she brought to me alive. She ate the guts outta this one.
I plan on laughing at her when she poops feathers.
Much respect.
The last one she caught she brought to me alive. She ate the guts outta this one.
I plan on laughing at her when she poops feathers.
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Fabio does the same thing in the morning. My alarm goes off and he starts sprinting all over the place. And then when I'm in the shower, he starts tearing up the carpet on the stairs. Because he knows I get pissed when he does that, but I can't get out of the shower to do anything about it, and my yells of outrage must be like music to his ears because he does NOT give a fuck unless I actually start coming towards him...which I can't from the shower. Make no mistake, he's got my number and he knows it.
He's now taken to sleeping in his cat carrier at night rather than my bed. Kinda lulzy. I mean it's a comfortable carrier and it's in a pile of a mess which they always seem to gravitate towards.
They typically start to settle down after a few years though. He's been longer than most though, he must be around 5 or so? Amira is cool as a cucumber unless she wants food, and then she won't shut the fuck up, and finds any piece of plastic or candy wrapper or whatever makes the most fucking noise, and starts chomping on it between meows. Because she knows I will come take it from her, so she clearly does it to get my attention (as if I can't hear the fucking constant meows). But outside of the food thing, the most she "bothers" me is when I'm at the computer and she comes up and taps my hip, meaning I have to slide forward and only sit on the edge of the chair, so she can sleep behind me.
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Should I get a cat? I've never had a cat.
I owned a Newfoundlander and a Bernese mountain dog before, along with some daschhunds. The daschhunds were the hardest to lead.
Huge dogs aren't practical and feel I've had my share of small dogs.
The cat would be an inside only animal, though I'd provide a climbing tower and all that of course.
I owned a Newfoundlander and a Bernese mountain dog before, along with some daschhunds. The daschhunds were the hardest to lead.
Huge dogs aren't practical and feel I've had my share of small dogs.
The cat would be an inside only animal, though I'd provide a climbing tower and all that of course.
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