Folger's Extravagant Swatch Thread

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Izo said:
How many times have you been robbed there, Foler Foler ?
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Never. I've never been robbed/pick pocketed ever. I'm anal about security and street smarts.

I had Ugandan military try to get me to bribe them off giving me a ticket for walking across a grass median in Kampala once. Just gotta play dumb. Eventually he told me to get lost.

Ends up that's actually against the law in Kampala.
 
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Foler said:
You ain't got nothing dick.

I've had tea with the first lady of a certain east African country. True story.
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Wow, amazing. Tea!

Are you still a lonely broken shell of a human being though?

Guess that evens it out.
 
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Foler said:
Doing great dick. Hope you're doing swell bud.
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A bit irritated today, actually.

Dealing with a shitty spring configuration issue that's stumping everyone on my team. Shit continues to get more automagical and thus harder to truly debug.
 
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lurkingdirk lurkingdirk what's your beef with me anyways? I've had you on ignore for a while now. I've honestly tried to reconcile any Ill will with people here (see Vanessa who had to be a faggot and couldn't resist trolling me after I left him alone for months).
 
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Foler said:
Yeah, so you probably just hate your life and gotta sulk somewhere. Ignore you go friendo.
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Okay. I love my life, have a happy family, and a wonderful home. I'm not angry with you, I just find you to be a subpar poster who is obsessed with himself and other things that are not important. You brag a lot, and it makes you look foolish. Just thought you should know.
 
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Just purchased a new yacht. Sucks, it's stuck in the Bahamas and won't get to Miami till Monday. Was hoping to take it out with my man lil Wayne while we fish for grouper using diamond studded reels. Maybe we'll go throw rolexs over the coral reefs to enrich the aquatic habitat. God knows they could use it.
 
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Talked with void, iannis and all my other cat Bros. Decided to fly them in first class with their cats. Lil Wayne has this kitty litter start-up he's been working on for 2 years and I got our cats to be first in line to test it, on the yacht.

Fuck ya
 
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Dirk just takes a dim view of anything living in florida.

He ain't wrong.

Namedropping an African politicians wife is gonna make me laugh every time though.
 
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