Folger's Extravagant Swatch Thread

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Izo

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Exactly the kind of girl I don't want.
I donno, folbro. It’s a balance. There’s something about ambitious gals. Helps she likes money, contribute to the shared economy. Make her feel it’s a socialist endeavour (hah). If you’re looking for a ‘I didn’t choose you for the money’ you might end up with a slob instead of a pure of heart unicorn.
 
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Izo

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In any case, once you put your 5 inches inside for 5 mins and shoot that winning load, they change. Baby now comes first. You’ll be working your ass of 18 years and never look back. But you wont be bored. Yay.
 
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Asshat Foler

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I just bought an entire key lime pie to eat. #road2diabetes

Izo Izo do they have key lime pie there or only danishes?
 
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Izo

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KLP is not comon here, no. Wife is american/danish, so I’ve had it a few times, delish :emoji_yum: Mmmmmm, pieeee.

Besides the well known pastries, mmm, ‘Brunsviger’ and Apple Cake are some national delights. Sarah Berhardt are yummy too. I don’t eat that much cake. I’m sucker for candy though, winegums, especially english winegums. #dm2highfive
 
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TBT-TheBigToe

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I'm thinking about converting to a normie. Maybe ignorance is bliss.
The red pill, once taken, cannot be untaken. There is no going back, there is only submitting to that which we know to be false. The red pill isn't just about waking up, it's also about never again being to close your eyes to the truth.
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Asshat Foler

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The red pill, once taken, cannot be untaken. There is no going back, there is only submitting to that which we know to be false. The red pill isn't just about waking up, it's also about never again being to close your eyes to the truth.
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I know. Sometimes I wish I could go back. You know barely follow politics, have some weak precanned opinions I heard someone say on Facebook if someone brings politics up.

Maybe those were the good days?
 
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Asshat Foler

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WTF you need a PI for?
I have an individual I need more info about. The database (tm) is coming up short. Dont have time right now to modify it for more granularity. Thinking I need so more old school tactics like tailing cars etc.
 

Asshat Foler

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Sounds like some old school Miami vice shit. Are you Crockett or Tubbs?
Nah. I just need to keep an eye on someone to make sure they're not fucking a family member over.
 
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