Folger's Extravagant Swatch Thread

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DickTrickle

Definitely NOT Furor Planedefiler
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You must not have a cat!

Closing a door (with you on one side and the cat on the other, so we're clear) just means either the door or the carpet, or both, is going to get scratched to fuck until you let them in.

I haven't closed any doors except the front door for as long as I've had cats. Helps that I'm single, and sure guests can poop in private if I'm around for the cats to focus on, but any long-term visitor/roommate/prostitute better get used to staring into those judging eyes while trying to force a turd out. Or sleep.

I have a cat. He gives up after a little bit.
 
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DickTrickle

Definitely NOT Furor Planedefiler
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Confirmed pussy enabler. You're making your cat weak and dependent, like a slave.
 
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Izo

Tranny Chaser
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Confirmed pussy enabler. You're making your cat weak and dependent, like a slave.
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Precisely. I don’t have a feline btw.
 
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