Folger's Extravagant Swatch Thread

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I ever tell you guys about the time don cheadle and I got stranded in the bahamas?
 
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Hell, I'll tell the story this time.

So, as always friends of Don know, he's quite a prankster. Even though Foler and him were stranded on an island, that didn't stop Don. They had their daily masturbation session to ease the stress of being stranded, and that's when Don said a bug crawled down his urethra. He was really freaking out because he said it was a poisonous one and it might kill him if it was in there too long. So, he begged Folder to suck the bug out. And boy, did Folder ever suck. He sucked that big long massive schlong dong like he was starved of cum. Eventually, after about 20 minutes, Don couldn't hold out and blasted a massive load down folder's throat and spilling out of his mouth. That's when he started laughing and said there never was a bug. Silly Folger!

I can understand why you remember that time so fondly.
 
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DickTrickle said:
Hell, I'll tell the story this time.

So, as always friends of Don know, he's quite a prankster. Even though Foler and him were stranded on an island, that didn't stop Don. They had their daily masturbation session to ease the stress of being stranded, and that's when Don said a bug crawled down his urethra. He was really freaking out because he said it was a poisonous one and it might kill him if it was in there too long. So, he begged Folder to suck the bug out. And boy, did Folder ever suck. He sucked that big long massive schlong dong like he was starved of cum. Eventually, after about 20 minutes, Don couldn't hold out and blasted a massive load down folder's throat and spilling out of his mouth. That's when he started laughing and said there never was a bug. Silly Folger!

I can understand why you remember that time so fondly.
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And they drove around in a baby blue Mazda Miata. Top down. Trading who drives and who goes down.
 
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DickTrickle said:
Hell, I'll tell the story this time.

So, as always friends of Don know, he's quite a prankster. Even though Foler and him were stranded on an island, that didn't stop Don. They had their daily masturbation session to ease the stress of being stranded, and that's when Don said a bug crawled down his urethra. He was really freaking out because he said it was a poisonous one and it might kill him if it was in there too long. So, he begged Folder to suck the bug out. And boy, did Folder ever suck. He sucked that big long massive schlong dong like he was starved of cum. Eventually, after about 20 minutes, Don couldn't hold out and blasted a massive load down folder's throat and spilling out of his mouth. That's when he started laughing and said there never was a bug. Silly Folger!

I can understand why you remember that time so fondly.
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Damn bro. That's a cool story. No wonder Maxwell House brings it up so often
 
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