Folger's Extravagant Swatch Thread

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Foldies, How many American flags do you own? And why is the answer not enough?
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Just replaced my cheapo amazon one. A bear decided to hug it (literally) and give it the chew test, have video of it. I figure he was either trying to show his patriotism or a communist bear... Got a nice annin one. I'll probably get another but honestly I want a 24-30 ft flag pole to hang it on.
 
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Had to order a $2300 wrench from ferrari IN ITALY just to perform my own oil change on my car. What a load of horseshit!
 
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How are you performing your own oil change? Do you have a lift They're too low to the ground to get under it. Too low to the ground to use ramps.
 
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Naturally, folder has a top-of-the-line mechanic's garage. Are you fucking kidding me, dirk?
 
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lurkingdirk said:
How are you performing your own oil change? Do you have a lift They're too low to the ground to get under it. Too low to the ground to use ramps.
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Haven't thought that far yet. Now I'll have to buy a lift is what it sounds like you're saying.
 
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Foler said:
This is actually brilliant.
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Foler said:
That hot dumpster fire you linked? Hell no! I do have a 488 pista. This is me driving it. (That's also a rolex.) I also own a 12 year old diesel truck because I'm a man of the common people.


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I'd doubt, but that's probably the cheapest handmedown rolex they make, so it's only like 1 paycheck down the drain, plus the ferrari looks like it's been sitting in someone's junk yard for 10 years waiting for parts. Take your watch for a service/polish and dust the car out next time.
 
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I'd doubt, but that's probably the cheapest handmedown rolex they make, so it's only like 1 paycheck down the drain, plus the ferrari looks like it's been sitting in someone's junk yard for 10 years waiting for parts. Take your watch for a service/polish and dust the car out next time.
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U jelly?
 
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