Folger's Extravagant Swatch Thread

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lurkingdirk said:
Fresh is way better. Not as much meat, but better taste if you cook it right.
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I feel like you're trying to get me to murder my turkeys. I've only ever heard the opposite. Regardless I will not kill my birds. Even the cripple one I named screamfeeder.
 
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Foler said:
I feel like you're trying to get me to murder my turkeys. I've only ever heard the opposite. Regardless I will not kill my birds. Even the cripple one I named screamfeeder.
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While that's your prerogative, I bet I could make screamfeeder delicious.
 
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lurkingdirk said:
While that's your prerogative, I bet I could make screamfeeder delicious.
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I will not let you kill screamfeeder. She's been around for years and despite being a cripple seems to thrive. It brings be great joy seeing her in the glock pecking away at the ground.
 
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Wtf is the deal with male turkeys? Never seen them on my property. Was driving through a neighborhood right outside and two huge male gobblers walking around. Maybe neighbors are feeding them..
 
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Ah mah gawd, they killed Foler Foler
 
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Foler said:
lurkingdirk lurkingdirk so apparently killing a gator is a third degree felony

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So let's find a legal way to do it, then I'll cook you gator multiple ways. Burger, steak, tartar, deep fried gator fingers, grilled with grits, you name it, I'll cook it. You just have to kill it with your bow, or your bare hands and bravado.
 
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So let's find a legal way to do it, then I'll cook you gator multiple ways. Burger, steak, tartar, deep fried gator fingers, grilled with grits, you name it, I'll cook it. You just have to kill it with your bow, or your bare hands and bravado.
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Ever had frog legs?
 
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Man fuck me. Grabbed hose and snake stuck its head out. Scared the shit out of me. Turned it on and out come flying two snakes curled up together. Maybe 8-10 inches long. Babies.

Tried to ID then and best I came up with is brown snake, eastern brown snake... Not venomous so i walked them in the woods and let them go..
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Sigh, stalled the ribs bros. Fucked up and accidentally left a vent fully closed
 
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