Folger's Extravagant Swatch Thread

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Screamfeeder

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No bro, tell me what are you feeling right now?
Well the thermoreceptors throughout my body are stable and comfortable. The specific ones near my fingers are elevated due to activity and proximity to a heat source as I move between the typing of these messages and preparations of prosciutto wrapped chicken. My mechanoreceptors are nominal as is expected for a human wearing clothing.
 
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Well the thermoreceptors throughout my body are stable and comfortable. The specific ones near my fingers are elevated due to activity and proximity to a heat source as I move between the typing of these messages and preparations of prosciutto wrapped chicken. My mechanoreceptors are nominal as is expected for a human wearing clothing.
I just want to be your friend
 
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Screamfeeder

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Ordered pizza tonight. Cooked big meals every day since Thanksgiving. Needed a break.
Awesome! I did pizza yesterday and me and the lady always make sure we have leftovers for next days lunch. I was off the hook for Thanksgiving cooking this year so I've been slacking on the big meal stuff.

I'm so happy we could have this friendly chat lurkingdirk. How are you doing my good friend?
 
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lurkingdirk

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Awesome! I did pizza yesterday and me and the lady always make sure we have leftovers for next days lunch. I was off the hook for Thanksgiving cooking this year so I've been slacking on the big meal stuff.

I'm so happy we could have this friendly chat lurkingdirk. How are you doing my good friend?

I'm doing well, friend.

We decided to spread our big Thanksgiving cooking out over multiple days, so big dishes six days in a row is awesome.

Thanks for this friendly chat.
 
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Izo

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Went mcd with the kids bc they love that junk for unknown reasons. I hate the place, the staff, the clientele, the atmosphere, the cold bun on the bitch slapped burgers, the wrong toys in the unhappy meals. Fucking place SUCKS.
 
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Asshat Foler

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Went mcd with the kids bc they love that junk for unknown reasons. I hate the place, the staff, the clientele, the atmosphere, the cold bun on the bitch slapped burgers, the wrong toys in the unhappy meals. Fucking place SUCKS.
Isn't your wife american? Doesn't that make you an american citizen?
 

Izo

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Why don't you get citizenship so you can vote bro? Brazilians do that shit all the time. Dunno why a dutchy would be any different.
Good question. I’ll think about, bro.
 
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