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Lol the crying from twits is amazing and watching all other tech shit on them is just icing on the cake
 

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The spice on Blind rn is next level. Love it.


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Are you mad you don’t work in big tech making insanely fat stacks?

sure seems like it.
Being a strung out drug dealer is big tech now? Dude, we've all seen your house. You live in a filthy tumbledown that isn't worth the bailing wire it is held together with.
 

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This is Rezz Rezz pretending he knows how tech industry pay works and is vastly wrong

I work in Site Reliability, and have for the last several years. I'm pretty familiar with the pay ranges and stocks that folks get near that range; twitter is basically offering their employees the same/similar style total comp packages as companies I know in Santa Barbara/Austin, but with being in one of the most expensive cities in the world. It seems on the low end to me, especially given the location. Dunno what part of tech you work in but I can only speak from direct experience. Those numbers seem low for Data Engineers with (assuming) experience. Perhaps it's the "almost" FAANG nature of the company that makes them work there? No idea.
 

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What Fooler is doing between posts....

 
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Asshat Foler

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I work in Site Reliability, and have for the last several years. I'm pretty familiar with the pay ranges and stocks that folks get near that range; twitter is basically offering their employees the same/similar style total comp packages as companies I know in Santa Barbara/Austin, but with being in one of the most expensive cities in the world. It seems on the low end to me, especially given the location. Dunno what part of tech you work in but I can only speak from direct experience. Those numbers seem low for Data Engineers with (assuming) experience. Perhaps it's the "almost" FAANG nature of the company that makes them work there? No idea.
You’re talking base salary from my understanding? If you’re in tech you need to be talking TC. Many big tech companies cap base salary so it doesn’t really make sense to talk in terms of base.
 

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That being said levels.fyi has decent TC numbers for Twitter data scientist. I’m a software engineer so I don’t track data scientist but TC numbers seem on par with other big tech
 

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That being said levels.fyi has decent TC numbers for Twitter data scientist. I’m a software engineer so I don’t track data scientist but TC numbers seem on par with other big tech

 
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Araysar Araysar I love how jealous you are that I’m making insanely fat stacks in big tech while you’re an unemployed stay at home dad looking at gay interacial porn to download and post on here.

Kirun Kirun I love this shit.
 

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Araysar Araysar I love how jealous you are that I’m making insanely fat stacks in big tech while you’re an unemployed stay at home dad looking at gay interacial porn to download and post on here.

Kirun Kirun I love this shit.

Did I make up the whole thing about you sucking black dicks?
 

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Blazin Blazin what tractor do you have? Kiroy Kiroy you have one too right?

Id like to get one with backhoe, dump bucket and graded attachments. Thinking a compact John Deere. Maybe get away with a 2 series. I’m not doing any large scale industrial farming.