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Loser Araysar

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If you have a job how are you able to post here non stop all day?

I work in big tech.

I don't mop floors or scrape crust off the gloryholes like you.
 
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Fucking Frank Dux

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Loser Araysar

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LOL. You wish you worked in big tech and made big tech TC. Isn’t your background in HR? Lol…

LOL, no one in big tech actually calls it "TC".

Does your entire understanding of "Big Tech" stem from reading message boards over at The Ladders or some shit? :trump:
 
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Asshat Foler

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LOL, no one in big tech actually calls it "TC".

Does your entire understanding of "Big Tech" stem from reading message boards over at The Ladders or some shit? :trump:
Not sure what “big tech “ you’re in but when you’re a software engineer in big tech you do… Pay is made up of base salary + sign on bonus + RSU = TC.

Take the L bro..
 

Loser Araysar

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Not sure what “big tech “ you’re in but when you’re a software engineer in big tech you do… Pay is made up of base salary + sign on bonus + RSU = TC.

Take the L bro..

Yes, I know what TC stands for. I'm just telling you that no one actually goes around calling it "Tee-See"

This is straight up newb shit for people who only read about big tech employees without ever actually being one.

Keep scrubbing that gloryhole, Foler Foler . Make sure you get all the crusties off.
 

Asshat Foler

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Yes, I know what TC stands for. I'm just telling you that no one actually goes around calling it "Tee-See"

This is straight up newb shit for people who only read about big tech employees without ever actually being one.

Keep scrubbing that gloryhole, Foler Foler . Make sure you get all the crusties off.
Lol dude what is the “job” you allegedly do at big tech? Wasn’t it just yesterday you were bragging that you have chatgpt write articles to sell trinkets for eBay and Amazon sellers? 🤔🤔
 

Loser Araysar

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Lol dude what is the “job” you allegedly do at big tech? Wasn’t it just yesterday you were bragging that you have chatgpt write articles to sell trinkets for eBay and Amazon sellers? 🤔🤔

SEO for enterprise clients. You wouldn't understand. Its a few tiers above being a jizz mopper.
 
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Asshat Foler

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SEO for enterprise clients. You wouldn't understand. Its a few tiers above being a jizz mopper.
LOL. You’re not even a software engineer. Why are we even having this conversation? You don’t even do anything tech. You just configure Google ads like a trained monkey and have AI write some articles to market consumerism that add absolutely nothing to society. Using a big tech product for your job doesn’t mean you work in big tech… If that was the case shaniqua living off gubmints with her iPhone works in big tech by your philosophy.. :trump::trump:

So is big tech paying you for SEO or do you work at a big tech company in which other companies are paying for their enterprise SEO services because that’s a big tech product that I’ve never heard of. :trump::trump:

Dude just take the L. You’re wrapping yourself in a pretzel of lies.
 

Loser Araysar

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LOL. You’re not even a software engineer. Why are we even having this conversation? You don’t even do anything tech. You just configure Google ads like a trained monkey and have AI write some articles to market consumerism that add absolutely nothing to society. Using a big tech product for your job doesn’t mean you work in big tech… If that was the case shaniqua living off gubmints with her iPhone works in big tech by your philosophy.. :trump::trump:

So is big tech paying you for SEO or do you work at a big tech company in which other companies are paying for their enterprise SEO services because that’s a big tech product that I’ve never heard of. :trump::trump:

Dude just take the L. You’re wrapping yourself in a pretzel of lies.

Of course I'm not a software engineer. Software engineer is SEO's and Product's bitch at big tech. A fucking ticket monkey. Building and fixing shit I tell them to build and fix.

This is how I know you dont know shit about working at big tech.

How many RSUs does a jizz mopper get? :trump:
 
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