Folger's Extravagant Swatch Thread

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Lol dude you know he’s still paying student loans at age 65?

can’t make that shit up

Lol, I completely forgot about that.

Holy shit.

Imagine being 65 years old, getting the GI BILL (unless he lied about serving) and still having student loans at 65.

Gerald, are you on a 84 month plan with that Tesla?
 
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Lol, I completely forgot about that.

Holy shit.

Imagine being 65 years old, getting the GI BILL (unless he lied about serving) and still having student loans at 65.

Gerald, are you on a 84 month plan with that Tesla?
Wait for it, he’s going to tell you how this is all part of his “investment strategy”. Imagine still paying off loans for a useless MBA you got from university of phoenix online at the age of 50 lmao
 

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Wait for it, he’s going to tell you how this is all part of his “investment strategy”. Imagine still paying off loans for a useless MBA you got from university of phoenix online at the age of 50 lmao

Speaking of business, he let it slip a bunch of times that the business he supposedly owns is really his partner's.

His partner is the brains and the money behind the operation, but he let's Gerald "manage the business", so Gerald goes around and brags about owning a business

Isn't that right, Gerald Sanrith Descartes Sanrith Descartes ?

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Speaking of business, he let it slip a bunch of times that the business he supposedly owns is really his partner's.

His partner is the brains and the money behind the operation, but he let's Gerald "manage the business", so Gerald goes around and brags about owning a business

Isn't that right, Gerald Sanrith Descartes Sanrith Descartes ?

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Yeah not surprised at all tbh. Guy reeks of a wannabe. He has a trend of nonchalantly dropping shit like that into every conversation. Keeps talking about how he’s gonna move to Florida. Been talking about it for like 5 years. He probably is so deep in debt he couldn’t afford it.
 

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Yeah not surprised at all tbh. Guy reeks of a wannabe. He has a trend of nonchalantly dropping shit like that into every conversation. Keeps talking about how he’s gonna move to Florida. Been talking about it for like 5 years. He probably is so deep in debt he couldn’t afford it.


"I StArTeD A CoMpAnY In fLoRiDa"

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Probably a lawn company

Nice relaxing job for someone with high blood pressure.

Spend a lot of time outside, away from the internet where a single post can make you flee the country in a panic
 
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If your daughter's driving is enough to get you to stroke out, just imagine what a couple more weeks here will do to you. Better double up on those BP meds, boomer

I spent the day teaching my daughter to drive and didn't see the market at all.

All things being even, I would rather go through the Corona crash all over again than go through being in the passenger seat with my daughter driving. I see a stroke in my near future.
 

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If your daughter's driving is enough to get you to stroke out, just imagine what a couple more weeks here will do to you. Better double up on those BP meds, boomer
Lol dude. This man let’s his daughter order chipotle from Uber eats. What kind of parent does that?
 

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Lol dude. This man let’s his daughter order chipotle from Uber eats. What kind of parent does that?

If you think that's bad, his Jewish daughter is on TikTok all day and his Jewish wife spends 5 hours on facebook per day. Dude is a literal cuck

My wife: Gaming is a waste of time.
Also my wife: Five hour Facebook session later, "want to do something?"

Today is a proud day for me as a parent. My 14-year old daughter put down tiktok yesterday and asked if she could play my copy of Call of Duty WW2 on the Xbox. There is a God, bros.
 
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