Folger's Extravagant Swatch Thread

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Oblio

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Comparing you to a liberal is just wrong, I mean at least liberals are human. I kid I kid welcome back Foler Foler too bad you won't get out of the Shaw in time for the next election, I really think this was your time.
 

Hateyou

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Bro I just had one this morning!

Maybe they still have a chance then.

So how does it work? You brew coffee, cool it down, stick it in a tube then just shoot it in your ass and hold it as long as possible before your ass explodes? Also, why?
 

Oblio

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Maybe they still have a chance then.

So how does it work? You brew coffee, cool it down, stick it in a tube then just shoot it in your ass and hold it as long as possible before your ass explodes? Also, why?
Nah bro, we are old school. The wife just gargles it until cools down and then...well you get it.
 
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a_skeleton_05

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Remember when coffee enemas were a thing? I always though SNL should have done a skit “The best part of waking up, is Folgers in your butt” but they never did. My wife likes it when I sing it.

I have what amounts to a coffee enema everyday just from drinking it, and I drink folgers.

@folgers I'm going to think of you every time I take my late morning shit
 

Oblio

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Why do you think he has so many watches? He keeps losing them in butts.
 
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iannis

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Maybe they still have a chance then.

So how does it work? You brew coffee, cool it down, stick it in a tube then just shoot it in your ass and hold it as long as possible before your ass explodes? Also, why?


Why?

Huh? I don't get it. Why are you asking why?
 

iannis

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Len isn't allowed to have his own shaw thread. So since folgers lives in florida and he's already used to it, Len's gonna have to shack up in this one.
 
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Can someone proxy vote for me to give Nacho Escobar another point infraction? The math adds up.
 

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