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Disaster, big f.

I accidentally picked up Libby chicken Vienna sausages instead of the regular mystery meat ones.

These things are vile. I offered one to my cat and she licked it and then farted.

I'm going to risk another trip to the Kroger this afternoon. If I don't return you can have my stuff.
 
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Your ban was changed into a shawwing for the same period. You're in till July, homie.
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So that's not April 1st or may 1st is what you're saying.
 
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iannis said:
Disaster, big f.

I accidentally picked up Libby chicken Vienna sausages instead of the regular mystery meat ones.

These things are vile. I offered one to my cat and she licked it and then farted.

I'm going to risk another trip to the Kroger this afternoon. If I don't return you can have my stuff.
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Dude AVOid Vienna. Vienna's are fucking disgusting. Wish I had known before I bought 20 cans. GET the spam. Shit is pretty good when fried. Fried spam + eggs is great.

Also hit up Iberia canned sardines. Tons of protein. Sprinkle a lil lemon juice on them bad boys and eat em from the can.
 
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I remember my first time in Italy. Specifically Rome. Was walking to the train station to buy tickets and saw a hobo casually lighting a huge ass dumpster on fire... Spent about 25 minutes getting Tix. Started walking back to my place and there the dumpster is completely engulfed.... Keep walking and finally see a fire engine go past.

Don't even get me started on Italy's shitty trains and how they're always late. My buddy and I nicknamed it "Shitaly" after that trip. I wouldn't count anything in that country to be equivalent to American Western standard.
 
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I see you big Hoss Hoss .. is that worry I smell? Don't back down. Die on that hill brother!
 
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Foler said:
I see you big Hoss Hoss .. is that worry I smell? Don't back down. Die on that hill brother!
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No I just farted. Had some beans last night with a coupla jalapenos that must have been hotter than I realized. I'm still sweating today from them.
 
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No I just farted. Had some beans last night with a coupla jalapenos that must have been hotter than I realized. I'm still sweating today from them.
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I can only assume those beans are part of your regular diet and they aren't prepper beans that you specifically bought in case of a pandemic... Is that correct?

Just need to clarify.
 
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I dunno Bros. You think it's ok to listen to China - that it's under control and nbd or should we look towards Italy/France/Spain as shit hits the fan?

I'm sure China isn't disassembling those temp hospitals for a few good economic bolstering media headlines right?
 
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We should totally do what they do in china, weld doors shut. Effective quarentine. I don’t wonna die in the ICU bc of massive overlay. We’re supposed to tripple capacity on a national level. Reports on italian anaesthetists burning out / collapsing on the job trying to keep up with the corona victims is some scary shit.
 
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Foler said:
I can only assume those beans are part of your regular diet and they aren't prepper beans that you specifically bought in case of a pandemic... Is that correct?

Just need to clarify.
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Why would my regular eatin beans be different than my doomsday beans? That makes no sense.
 
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You Bros think I should go ahead and start wiping my ass with my hands now in order to preserve toilet paper?
 
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Or better yet. Maybe make my own toilet paper. There's tons of trees around me. I think I remember making paper in kindergarten. Anyone have any idea how you'd make your own toilet paper?
 
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I got spam too. I may be crude, but I'm not a savage.

I wonder if those chicken atrocities will taste better when I'm starving. Hope so.
 
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iannis said:
I got spam too. I may be crude, but I'm not a savage.

I wonder if those chicken atrocities will taste better when I'm starving. Hope so.
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Spam is legit man. Wish I bought more before it sold out on the zon.

Kinda wondering if I need to make a final store run today. Can't ever tell if I have enough food. Thought Corona would be spreading faster. Apparently Florida is clashing with the feds saying there's not a community spread in FLA while feds saying there are.

NY is making containment zones and bringing the nat guard in, meanwhile we're over here giving the mouse a handjob for spring break revenues.
 
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Florida ain't gonna shut down. The feds would have to threaten to withhold relief from the next hurricane.
 
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Florida ain't gonna shut down. The feds would have to threaten to withhold relief from the next hurricane.
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You think? I think Disney has put the fix in tbh. They had a case at Disney Paris yesterday but haven't made a public statement on it or closed the park.

Mouse gonna get his money.
 
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You Bros think I should go ahead and start wiping my ass with my hands now in order to preserve toilet paper?
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Yeah. That way the TP can be used as currency for people who aint as hard as you. Next time you empty a coke bottle, turn it into a bidet.
 
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I do love those spray guns they have next to toilets in Asia. Get you so clean.
 
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