Folger's Extravagant Swatch Thread

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Just strip him of his gold status and Forumquest currency so all of us Lords of Gold can chain stun him when he goes full on Mike Pence every couple days. No doubt we can make a game of it. 😉
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or leave him with gold status and reverse all his vacations and other dumb shit. it will irritate the fuck out of him. "hahah i just gave x person a 3 day ban!" x person, "sup Flubber, nice ban you got there." i got it refunded and now i can ban you."
 
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MusicForFish said:
Just strip him of his gold status and Forumquest currency so all of us Lords of Gold can chain stun him when he goes full on Mike Pence every couple days. No doubt we can make a game of it. 😉
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You guys have all the tools to pull these kind of shenanigans without my help.

Can you believe there are still some communities out there without ForumQuest?? Seems crazy to me in current year!
 
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You guys have all the tools to pull these kind of shenanigans without my help.

Can you believe there are still some communities out there without ForumQuest?? Seems crazy to me in current year!
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So you're open to dropping the ban and letting nature take it's course?
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I've actually been getting tons of PM's about how Foler needs to come back and this place isn't that entertaining without him and that he needs to be around for people to have someone to mock.
















They were all from Foler tho. He's getting weirder, somehow...
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So, anyway. I went back to my hometown 10 years ago or so. Visited a guy a knew since high school. We went out to his mom's house to help with firewood or something. Same house she'd been in since the civil war, it seems. After a while some guy was walking down the road towards the house. It was a guy we went to high school with and hadn't lived there for a decade and a half. Had not seen him since 11th grade after he got on heroin and who knows what.

He stopped by to see what's up. Kind of strange to randomly drop by after 15 years, but whatever. Not only that, he walked. House was a good bit off the beaten path after a long bus ride, and he rode all the way out there. He'd spent many years in the gutter high and was a real space cadet at this point. He was phasing in out of lucidity and randomness. After about 10 minutes he wandered off. I guessed he was in the area to look at where he grew up and was at that point in his life where he had exactly nothing. My friend pointed out he was wearing the same leather heavy metal jacket he wore in high school.

That's Foler. Neurons permanently frizzzed out from drugs and randonly stopping by to phase out; half his brain is in reverse and the other half is in overdrive and listening to Sammy Hagar songs.

Drugs, folks. Not even once.
 
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Fucker said:
So, anyway. I went back to my hometown 10 years ago or so. Visited a guy a knew since high school. We went out to his mom's house to help with firewood or something. Same house she'd been in since the civil war, it seems. After a while some guy was walking down the road towards the house. It was a guy we went to high school with and hadn't lived there for a decade and a half. Had not seen him since 11th grade after he got on heroin and who knows what.

He stopped by to see what's up. Kind of strange to randomly drop by after 15 years, but whatever. Not only that, he walked. House was a good bit off the beaten path after a long bus ride, and he rode all the way out there. He'd spent many years in the gutter high and was a real space cadet at this point. He was phasing in out of lucidity and randomness. After about 10 minutes he wandered off. I guessed he was in the area to look at where he grew up and was at that point in his life where he had exactly nothing. My friend pointed out he was wearing the same leather heavy metal jacket he wore in high school.

That's Foler. Neurons permanently frizzzed out from drugs and randonly stopping by to phase out; half his brain is in reverse and the other half is in overdrive and listening to Sammy Hagar songs.

Drugs, folks. Not even once.
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Nah, that aint our Folger. Once or twice he mentioned something in a grown up theead about tractor/4 wheel or sone such snall fsrm equipment/off road vehicle to move around a property.

My guess is his family has a farm/ranch/orchard someplace and he lives/works there. Instead of just being a guy who does honest agriculture work or something similar, he created the Folger larp to be something "better" to impress the online plebes.
 
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I don't even think it's the original Foler, the Jug with the Database. There was a very long stretch of a few years before he "reappeared" with the obvious "hello fellow Conservative" schtick and everything since has just been a neverending troll and larp. I would bet anything it's just some rando that took up the Foler username to get some instant attention and just ran with it. I'm sure he's dropped a couple truth nuggets about himself here and there but it's surrounded by a giant pile of bullshit and would be impossible to ever figure out what those nuggets are.
 
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I don't even think it's the original Foler, the Jug with the Database. There was a very long stretch of a few years before he "reappeared" with the obvious "hello fellow Conservative" schtick and everything since has just been a neverending troll and larp. I would bet anything it's just some rando that took up the Foler username to get some instant attention and just ran with it. I'm sure he's dropped a couple truth nuggets about himself here and there but it's surrounded by a giant pile of bullshit and would be impossible to ever figure out what those nuggets are.
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Foler isn't a person, its an ideal. There must always be a Foler.
 
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I'm sure he's dropped a couple truth nuggets about himself here and there but it's surrounded by a giant pile of bullshit and would be impossible to ever figure out what those nuggets are.
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Zaara called him a lispy stutterer who lives with his mom.

That's all the truth we need.
 
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Just thought I’d swing by right before I leave the forum for good to dunk on a few poors like Araysar Araysar , who’s wife can’t even breastfeed his premature child with rickets.

how’s weight watchers going for you comrade? You gotta lay off those potatoes..
 
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Foler said:
Just thought I’d swing by right before I leave the forum for good to dunk on a few poors like Araysar Araysar , who’s wife can’t even breastfeed his premature child with rickets.

how’s weight watchers going for you comrade? You gotta lay off those potatoes..
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Goodbye GIF
 
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Truth is Lightning Lord Rule Lightning Lord Rule was paying me cash money to shitpost here. I really helped with his DAU. It was a fun sidegig and I like to help a bud out you know?

Unfortunately he couldn’t keep up with inflation so now my talent goes elsewhere.
 
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