Paying an adult child support seems crazy to me. Congratulations.What prompted the court order was more..."interesting". I do not come off in a good light. But I remember this shit like it was yesterday. AND it involves EQ!
Baby's momma always thought I was cheating. Mostly because her friends kept telling her that there is no way I wasn't. (Stunning, gorgeous, strikingly handsome man that I was!) Aaaand every single one of my friends were cheating like crazy. MY ass was leading a guild in EQ called Blood Reign! Who has time to cheat? The rare times I did go out, she always came with me anyway.
One morning. She comes over my house screaming at the top of her lungs, that her friend saw me with someone else at dinner. Total lie. I was playing EQ for like 14 hours straight. No matter how I tried to explain, the bitch wouldn't shut up. I told her to leave. Bitch wouldn't. We get into a huge argument. I call the police to get her out.
Police show up. Mind you I CALLED THE POLICE to get her out. They immediately tell me I had to leave without even hearing my story because she is now outside balling like I had just beat the shit out of her. Finally, I tell them I own the house. She doesn't live here, I called the police. She goes into blatant lie mode. Tells the cops I hit her in the jaw. The young cop immediately realizes there is no fuckin way a 300 pound, jacked outta his mind man hit this 100-pound bitch, and leaves no scars nor bruises. The other cop though...
This fucker talks to her outside for 30 seconds. Comes back in and tells me I am under arrest for domestic violence and attempts to cuff me. Fuck that. This little Napolean bastard can't even get my arms behind my back. He gets pissed. Calls for MORE police, even though the second cop is right there! I'm asking time and time again, WTF did I do. He says finally I punched her in the jaw. Even the young cop is like get the fuck outta here with that BS. I push the little cop away. He goes full puffer mode. Other cop puts his hand on me. I just tell them to hold on. Young cop lets go. I then proceed to break my baby momma's jaw.
I go to jail needless to say. Couple days later (weekend, and you don't get bail on domestic charges) I am in court. Judge actually read the whole report by the YOUNG cop! Asks me WTF did I hit her if I clearly did nothing wrong. I tell him I was going to jail anyway, why not? He looks at me like he just heard some crazy shit. But nods his head like he understands! Still gives me 1 year of anger management classes. Drops the charges on the AB on an officer though.
Few months later, the bitches friend tells me she is due in like 3 weeks! Blah blah blah...Court order for child support comes later. NO visitation rights for 3 years because I'm clearly violent.
My daughter turned 21 a while ago, but was not done with college, so I still had to pay child support. She finally finished school, I guess? But today is her birthday also. Hence the end of my support.
I don't understand why a woman would stay with a man who she thinks is constantly cheating on her, choosing constant drama instead of just leaving. People are retarded.
I don't understand why a woman would stay with a man who she thinks is constantly cheating on her, choosing constant drama instead of just leaving. People are retarded.
Trust me dude...you really do come off as the hero of that story.I do not come off in a good light.
...my black ass is free at last!
I know you mutha fuckers were ready with your harumphs! Your MLK day retorts. Your "All lives matter!" whining.
Fuck all that bitches! Today is the 1st day of the rest of my life!
Today I make 18k more a year!
Papa needs a new RTX 3090!
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You may now commence the rickshawing! I just had to yell it to the sky!
Baby's momma always thought I was cheating. Mostly because her friends kept telling her that there is no way I wasn't.
I don't understand why a woman would stay with a man who she thinks is constantly cheating on her, choosing constant drama instead of just leaving. People are retarded.
You could have just stopped there honestly. No men do.I don't understand ...... woman
Resists arrest and isn’t executed on the spot like the media says.Are you saying Brahma is black?
(Ask him if he voted for Joe Biden)Resists arrest and isn’t executed on the spot like the media says.
Fully pays child support to a baby momma for 21 years.
Is he black?
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I thought this was going to be a thread about him getting out of prison.