Bro. I cant have a block of fucking lumber in my residential version of AI's interpretation of an Agora. I can see it now - I bring home some single mother piece of ass, and she's going to comment on how Old this tree must have been (you can count the rings bitch), and that Im very shitty for supporting the death of one (go fk yourself). Ill instantly lose all attraction and then I gotta fucking pay for an Uber cause I aint risking a DUI to redeem me for a piece of fucking furniture.
