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Sylas

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Which movie should they remake based on that?

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Went from an intriguing psychological sci-fi thriller to a generic romcom with 1 stupid decision in Act 3.

First 2 acts remain untouched. The moment that Chris Pratt's character decides to save the ship and everyone on it, he goes outside to seal the hatch or whatever, he should have fucking died doing this.

Then the 3rd act is Jennifer Lawrence living alone on this ship slowly going crazy, at first with grief and then loneliness. Eventually after a year she confesses to the robot bartender that she understands now why he did what he did, that she forgives him, and then the movie ends with her perusing through the passenger manifests looking for a man to "wake up," effectively sentencing him to death in the same way that Chris Pratt did her.
 
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Went from an intriguing psychological sci-fi thriller to a generic romcom with 1 stupid decision in Act 3.

First 2 acts remain untouched. The moment that Chris Pratt's character decides to save the ship and everyone on it, he goes outside to seal the hatch or whatever, he should have fucking died doing this.

Then the 3rd act is Jennifer Lawrence living alone on this ship slowly going crazy, at first with grief and then loneliness. Eventually after a year she confesses to the robot bartender that she understands now why he did what he did, that she forgives him, and then the movie ends with her perusing through the passenger manifests looking for a man to "wake up," effectively sentencing him to death in the same way that Chris Pratt did her.
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but she masturbates when shes all alone right?
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Big Phoenix

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Sylas said:
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Went from an intriguing psychological sci-fi thriller to a generic romcom with 1 stupid decision in Act 3.

First 2 acts remain untouched. The moment that Chris Pratt's character decides to save the ship and everyone on it, he goes outside to seal the hatch or whatever, he should have fucking died doing this.

Then the 3rd act is Jennifer Lawrence living alone on this ship slowly going crazy, at first with grief and then loneliness. Eventually after a year she confesses to the robot bartender that she understands now why he did what he did, that she forgives him, and then the movie ends with her perusing through the passenger manifests looking for a man to "wake up," effectively sentencing him to death in the same way that Chris Pratt did her.
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Movie should have played out as did up until Pratt goes outside the ship. He should have died there and movie ended with Lawrence crying in the wake up room with a newly awakened man stumbling into it.

Such a missed opportunity. Was more of a romance movie dressed in sci fi though.

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