Can you imagine how mad this dude was that he got a jogger delivered to him, that he sat down and chiseled out a full page rant to return via hand-delivery hahaha
And then imagine the slavetraders reaction too, "This motherfucker gives me 15 shekels and thinks he can get a Hittite instead of a Sumerian? WTF he's lucky I didn't deliver him a Mesopotamian!"
over 3,700 years later and you know, you KNOOOOOOOOW which race he wanted, and which race he got delivered.