MAXIMUM RUSTLE:
Be me , drunk off my ass alone in my apartment. Live in the boonies NC and NOONE delivers , hell I could not even get cable TV in town.
Got the munchies bad, get my frozen Pizza read directions. It says 'place frozen directly on oven rack'
Do that drink more
drink more
smell burning
Look , Pizza has melted between the grills and got on the heating element and caught on fire.
Turn off oven. Cannot really do anything because -hot. I called that pizza and my oven every thing except the son of god and a water melon.
Never been so pissed off in my life.
Use pizza pan every time since.