I was at work as the only one saturday, and when leaving I had some huge bird droppings on the car, so I had to wash it. The next day, back at work. When I left there was AGAIN huge fucking bird droppings on the car!! I drove around a corner, and saw a single parked car. On top of it sat this fucker. Just sitting there, doing nothing. Looking at me like... nobody has to die today! Keep going... that's it, keep going... you never saw me, I never saw you.