Do you think they are deluded or just flat out fucking liars. There is no way in hell that woman "did" a marathon. Unless "doing" a marathon is driving from point to point to watch it.
Yep, this bish:I wish I could find it, but there was some fat woman that did a marathon recently. She took 2 15-20 minute bathroom breaks, and ended up keeping the marathon organizers there for an obscene number of hours after the rest of the racers had finished. Apparently the organizers didn't put a time limit on when they'd close up shop. She finished, but it was in some ungodly amount of hours.
I guarantee she rewarded herself for "finishing" with way more calories than she burned.
Yeah I found it on google after you mentioned it. Good for her. Despite the fact that she kept the organizers there late, that's their fault and she should be proud of her accomplishment. I guarantee this woman lost weight training for and walking the marathon though.I wish I could find it, but there was some fat woman that did a marathon recently. She took 2 15-20 minute bathroom breaks, and ended up keeping the marathon organizers there for an obscene number of hours after the rest of the racers had finished. Apparently the organizers didn't put a time limit on when they'd close up shop. She finished, but it was in some ungodly amount of hours.
I guarantee she rewarded herself for "finishing" with way more calories than she burned.
Edit: Found it. 2mph pace, 12hoursand 20 minutes. Just for reference, the average marathon time is just under 5 hours for women.
My Big Fat Finished Marathon | Dances With Fat
Greyhound on a hot summer day filled with fat peopleFat people don't adhere to the laws of thermodynamics.
Bathroom breaks during a marathon?...She took 2 15-20 minute bathroom breaks,
Her "next big thing" should be "inertia". I'm sure she's great at it.Yeah I found it on google after you mentioned it. Good for her. Despite the fact that she kept the organizers there late, that's their fault and she should be proud of her accomplishment. I guarantee this woman lost weight training for and walking the marathon though.