By posting douchebag pictures like LOOK AT US IN WINE COUNTRY!! I would assume you are there for the FUCKING WINE and not to fuck sheep in the valley.
So here is a protip: Putting ice in wine destroys every aspect of it. Lets assume you have no 20th and 21st century inventions which could cool your wine out there in Sheepfucker Valley. I notice.. much like Sherlock Fucking Holmes.. you have ICE AND A GOD-DAMNED RIVER IN FRONT OF YOU. Put the ice in a bag, with some of that fancy river water in it and gently move the god-damned wine bottle around in it until it's cold.