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Paranoia

Trakanon Raider
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Expect it turns out slaves were not used like that fantasy book tells us
 

Julian The Apostate

Vyemm Raider
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Expect it turns out slaves were not used like that fantasy book tells us
And even better the ancestors of the Israelites were most likely just another polytheistic tribe in Canaan killing each other and taking other tribes womenfolk as slaves during the time the bible says they were slaves in Egypt.


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jeydax

Death and Taxes
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915
Typical female cop, takes 3x the time of the male officer to get her weapon out and then only shoots the guy when he's on the ground already dead.
Are you kidding? Watch it again. Guy moves towards her and she immediately realizes what the guy is doing and moves to apprehend him, and draws her taser, sees the gun and starts calling it out, the bro cop grabs the guy, pushes the guy from between the bro cop and her, she fires her taser (since she had reached for that first before calling out the gun) and fires it at the exact same time the bro cop fires his real gun. So her first move is the taser (as it should be) and notices/shouts gun before the bro cop, her first maneuver is the taser before calling out the gun, and the bros first move is to push the guy from between the two of them after hearing her call out the gun, her first move is taser then gun, bro cops first move is grab and push/second move is gun.

Those two cops should be given statues for how well that played out. I don't care if it was training, gut reaction, or both but both played that perfectly.

Yes, she fires after the guy is down but just cause someone cause down doesn't mean the situation is safe. Couple that with the fact that A) this is probably one of the most terrifying moments of their lives and she reached for the taser before she shouted gun, and B) since her first reach was for the taser and had it trained first it would be her best bet rather than reaching for and switching to the gun.

A+ all around.

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Praetorian

Golden Knight of the Realm
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Ya that's great and all but there wasn't a single headshot. I'm just saying you get way more damage per second with precision damage.
 

Ninen

Ahn'Qiraj Raider
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Are you kidding? Watch it again. Guy moves towards her and she immediately realizes what the guy is doing and moves to apprehend him, and draws her taser, sees the gun and starts calling it out, the bro cop grabs the guy, pushes the guy from between the bro cop and her, she fires her taser (since she had reached for that first before calling out the gun) and fires it at the exact same time the bro cop fires his real gun. So her first move is the taser (as it should be) and notices/shouts gun before the bro cop, her first maneuver is the taser before calling out the gun, and the bros first move is to push the guy from between the two of them after hearing her call out the gun, her first move is taser then gun, bro cops first move is grab and push/second move is gun.

Those two cops should be given statues for how well that played out. I don't care if it was training, gut reaction, or both but both played that perfectly.

Yes, she fires after the guy is down but just cause someone cause down doesn't mean the situation is safe. Couple that with the fact that A) this is probably one of the most terrifying moments of their lives and she reached for the taser before she shouted gun, and B) since her first reach was for the taser and had it trained first it would be her best bet rather than reaching for and switching to the gun.

A+ all around.
The troll response to you is:

Dude, quit white knighting her, That lady pig ain't going to give you head.

;P