Asshat Caepan
Asshat of the Year 2020
http://youtu.be/GBfGJPQGftk
I curse the day she bought me that old bird
Sqawkin', talkin', telling everything it ever heard
She never would have known about big Betty Brown and me
But he fouled up and told her some things you won't believe
Oh, my woman moved out on me today
And left that old stool-pigeon parrot trembling in his cage
I hollered from the front porch, and stopped her at the curb
And the last thing I gave her was...the bird
Oh the last thing I gave her was the bird
And she returned the favor with a few selected words
I don't have to worry now, what's being overheard
'Cause the last thing I gave her was....the bird.
She sat the cage beside her on the seat
Then left two streaks of Firestone smokin' on the street
The neighbors ran for cover, they could see she was disturbed
'Cause the last thing I gave her was....the bird.
Oh the last thing I gave her was the bird
And she returned the favor with a few selected words
I don't have to worry now, what's being overheard
'Cause the last thing I gave her was....the bird.