I don't know who that chick is but I would strap 45lb plates to my ball sack and swim up the Amazon river with Rosie O'Donnell on my back spitting gravy in my face while reciting the Chinese alphabet backwards just to get a chance to eat a seafood dinner with her over skype on a dial up internet connection.
Everything in me wishes I knew who this woman was and if she did anal porn so I could post a link attached to this image.
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