No bullshit, I have a buddy, his brother is a fat fuck hoarder, like this pic. Path cleared to his sleeping bag in his room. At a bar once, he dropped the baby microwave line, and this 10/10 chick laughed her ass off, he went over and talked to her. 3 years later, they're still together, she fucks him non stop on the sleeping bag. Incel unicron story.