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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
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Big Phoenix
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Reminds me of the time in basic DIs started being dicks and gave people a hard time about going to the bathroom. Eventually a guy pissed his pants while in formation due to their shenanigans. So guys started saying they needed to make an emergency headcall when asking to use the bathroom. DIs told people if its an emergency they better hear sirens on the way to the head.
After a few days our senior DI told them to knock it off.
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Tsar Bomba
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Ours just let them piss themselves in formation, or if you had to shit you could go run away but damn sure you're getting hazed after. It was a system that reached a natural equalibrium. I once considered shitting in my pants but decided the time and effort and embarrassment of cleaning up wouldn't be worse than the sand pit/sunscreen IT I'd get it I asked to poop, so I asked to poop. In retrospect it was worth eating some sand and sunscreen. I don't like cleaning poop.
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Hah we had a guy shit himself on the first day on the cruicible as we hiked to our first obstacle. We had some random DI assigned to our squad and he was a bit of a dick about it, made no effort to not let everyone know recruit soandso had just changed because he shit himself.Ours just let them piss themselves in formation, or if you had to shit you could go run away but damn sure you're getting hazed after. It was a system that reached a natural equalibrium. I once considered shitting in my pants but decided the time and effort and embarrassment of cleaning up wouldn't be worse than the sand pit/sunscreen IT I'd get it I asked to poop, so I asked to poop. In retrospect it was worth eating some sand and sunscreen. I don't like cleaning poop.
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Ours just let them piss themselves in formation, or if you had to shit you could go run away but damn sure you're getting hazed after. It was a system that reached a natural equalibrium. I once considered shitting in my pants but decided the time and effort and embarrassment of cleaning up wouldn't be worse than the sand pit/sunscreen IT I'd get it I asked to poop, so I asked to poop. In retrospect it was worth eating some sand and sunscreen. I don't like cleaning poop.
Never had this issue at Army boot back at Fort Sill in 2005. The entire layout of the place made it almost impossible to be less than like 100M from a shitter.
I don't even remember any hilarious boot stories other than the dude who got kicked out because threatened some dude and said he would steal a live round from the range and kill him. Never saw that guy again!
My Dad and his group of friends back in the Vietnam era did put a dildo in with their buddy's shit when he was drafted into the Marines though. This was 1970 I believe. Shark attack finds it obviously and they made him wear that shit like as a necklace for almost the entire time. All day and all night. I thought it was bullshit but I did see the photo of him wearing a cock necklace in a dress uniform photo that was clearly at boot camp. I can imagine that the first few weeks of that fucking suuuuuuuucked. Friends like my Dad who needs enemies!? rofl
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You cocksucker. You think i'm going to post pictures to appease you after what you all have been turning this thread into? Get fucked.
No pictures or video or text, same shit.
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FSR, you don't have to like all of the content, but you do have to post pictures if you want your complaint to be at least considered. But you didn't.
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