I may have followed you down the rabbit hole and went too far bro. Her next article was her collecting her vaginal discharge.
Tossing it into her mom's frying pan. Eating it and saying how it tasted like salty molasses. She wrote an article about how she had to know if it tasted like egg white. As they are both ovum and hers is also white.
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That might be enough internet for one day. She's a grade A lay in the sack though. Without question.
