Yeah fuck this shit. Most people who own dogs SUCK at owning dogs. Your dog jumping up on me isn't a show of happiness. It's a show of dominance. And I don't give a shit about why it's happening: keep your dog the fuck off me. Also, I'm a human and your friend and I get that you love your pooch, but you can put the fucking thing away or get it to chill the fuck out for my visit. No. Really. you can. And it's rude as shit to just let the dog do whatever. Take the cage and shove it up your dick hole.
Don't get me wrong. I actually like dogs. Dog owners, though... you all can kiss my dick. Two times.