I'm only posting because I need to see what kind of faggotry happens to the following list of funny, strange, and random words.
shit
piss
fuck
cunt
cocksucker
motherfucker
tits
Despite the goofy cock here, I have a story on these stupid fuck "Simply Human" products. It's a FUCKING TRASH CAN that is $99. My wife picked one of these fucking things up and it broke in a week. We got a replacement, and it too broke in a fucking week. I told her when she bought it and after it broke twice that we're getting a divorce if she ever spends $99 on a god damn TRASH CAN again. I am amazed people buy this shit. What the fuck is so trendy about a god damn TRASH CAN.
I have had one of these fucking things for 25 years and it cost me $5 when I bought it and I still have it today.