Let's get a picture of this hoe with a flashlight jammed up her starfish.
Godamnitt. I'm in my 30s and I've always thought that was buttfloss because that's what my mom told me when I was a kid. She said it was like those old school hand dryers in the bathrooms that were just a loop of cloth that you'd rotate over and over to get a dry spot.Retractable clothesline.